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We are at older sons place in northern New Mexico at 8000. The temperature dropped to 9 F with 10 of snow. We put a 60 W lamp in front bay with the LFP battery suite and it kept the space above 40 F. Son ran an extension cord to fifth wheel after I whined about needing to probably run generator in morning since I...

Thora on the Waterfall Way. We came down the mountain from Dorrigo. Beside the river but not on the river as such. The river is down from the trees on the left and the bridge is in the background. The top part is terraced and flat but a bit wet underfoot after rain. We parked on the second(lower) fla...

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, ' Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to ma...

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At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woma...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The Pharmacist's eyes grew b...

Three girls worked in an office with the same female boss and each day they noticed that the boss left work early. One day the three decided that when their boss left, they would leave shortly after her. After all, she never came back to work so she would never know that they went home early too. The brune...

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura...

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Hi, when I'm looking for leakage in the motor home, I look on wall behind the shower, under the sink, any where else I should look.?

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to h...

This is something different; David Thorne uses sarcasm in his humour. You will either like it or you wont. If most you want more David Thorne, I will make him a weekly thing, if not, he will drop off into the abyss. Here is an example: David's neighbour has a bright lamp. From: Justin Flecker Date: Sunda...

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Jenkins is such a person: T...

Just some more pics from this North West WA adventure that can be undertaken by helicopter or small plane. The company also caters for holiday makers on cruise ships as well. John R

I hate perforated lines...........they're tearable.

The outside shower terminals inside wall leaked around push on fitting.. To prevent water inside ? I joined to hot and cold pipes together . As outside shower is not our number 1 thing we use ! Not over winter . What I want to know is will this prevent hot water at sink . It runs warm then cold . I assume water i...

Hi I have a Regent caravan and the ceiling panels have developed some minor cracks in the vinyl (or whatever the sheeting is covered with). Cracks have developed in 2 of the sheets (so far). The dealer, Green RV, have agreed to replace the 2 damaged panels under warranty. However I am concerned that thi...

A husband and wife are travelling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost 24 hours on the road, they are too tired to continue and decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and get a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours late...

Gday... No matter where one wanders there are lovely, tranquil creeks and streams to restore the soul. Cheers - John

The wife broke the handle on the vacuum cleaner , went to Mr.Harvey to get a new one. The friendly sales man gave her a phone number and told her to get one on line, Bingo !! top service . Well Mr Harvey , if the clown you employed would have ordered one , she would had to go two or three days later to pick it up , a...