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Paddy and Murphy swap sandwiches at lunch, Murphy has one bite and spits it out and says "what the feck was that". "Crab paste" Paddy answered. "Where did you get that?" Murphy asks. Paddy replies, "Saw it when I was at the Chemist".

A Texan walked into an outback Aussie pub and loudly proclaimed Back home my ranch is so big it takes me all day to drive from one boundary to the opposite boundary. An old bloke at the end of the bar said Yeah mate I had a Jeep like that once.

Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Ken would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter' Edna always replied, 'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,... And fifty bucks is fifty bucks' One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and Ken said, 'Edna, I'm 75 y...

Good morning everyone, I did a search for the caravan park at Golden Beach (Onslow St not the military jetty park) but only saw a post from 2012. Has anyone stayed in the Golden Beach Caravan Park lately and, if so, how was your stay please? PM me if you prefer. Many thanks.

Hi everyone I'm very new to this site and I hope I'm doing this wright , I'm after some help as here in WA there seems to be a lack of knowledge and help on this subject . I need to put a new hot water system in my motor home and was thinking the diesel ones might be a good option as then i can use it as a heater as w...

A ship engine failed and no one could fix it. Then they brought in a chap with 40 yrs. on the job. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into li...

A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest...

Jimmys English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper. This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read, ranted the teacher. It has too many mistakes. I cant underst...

Its just too hot to wear clothes today, Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this? Probably that I married you for your money, she replied.

So if anyone is around, I am always up for coffee and a chat... Except if I am doing work-based-training (July/August I think) and when I go see my family (hopefully September/October for a couple weeks and again in January/February). Other than those minor caveats, I am here. I know where to get good c...

How to locate a member to send a PM. There are 915 pages to try to go thru. Can they be put alphabetically? end-on

What did the optimist say when he jumped off a ten storey building? So far, so good!

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A crusty old Army Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.... There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something botherin...

When the Qld Border reopens & you are heading to the warmer weather, consider the new internet based Thunderbolts Way. Guidance from Sydney region to NSW Midcoast, to arrive at Gloucester where the Way commences & completes at Inverell, where additional guidance to all points of the compa...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags ...and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car - NOW!" The four men d...

Hi. I'm new to caravaning and in the process of buying a second hand Jurgens Wallaroo poptop. If I wanted to use it straight away - collect it and go to a caravan park for a few nights, what 'extras' might I need? Equipment that won't come with the van that I will need to connect etc. Thanks

Hi everyone My wife and i have just bought our first caravan we are going to collect it sunday its a second hand one but we love it looking forward to exploring WA total newbies at this so any tips great appreciated the Van is a future systems Jet 700 2004 we are pulling it with a Porsche Cayenne turbo also...

Afternoon all, We got itchy tyres today, so we took a spin up the M1 in the shopping cart. We saw two caravans on the way up (one of the two , Registered QLD) and another two on our return. All heading North towards QLD. 4 in four hours roughly. Movement at the whatever, the word was passed around. Might tak...