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Corona distancing in our local bottle shop!

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A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.

I am thinking about buying a Bailey caravan but a bit worried about the ground clearance. Are they much lower than standard vans and can they be raised successfully ? I am not looking to do heavy off road stuff but want to get away from the crowds

A week ago my mother in law began reading "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she had ever read. So evil in fact that she took it and threw it in the ocean. I went and bought another copy, and soaked it under a tap. I then put it in the drawer on her bedside table. I think I'm going to Hell.

Hi all, we are buying our first van and the dealer wants us to buy the ozone shield protection. Is this product worth the money they are asking, yes its up there, or can we just maintain it ourselves. Any feedback would be most welcome, cheers.

Always do what the taxi driver says............

I have been constructing this weekend a small self contained shower and toilet for my bicycle caravan when I finish it. I will need it for when I and the dog pull in a caravan park area that says "Self Contained Caravans Only". This toilet and shower will work, and fit in my 2200 L X 850mm W X 1260 H camper/...

i need to replace my Van TV. Looking at a Kogan 24" Led TV/DVD Combo 12 volt online purchase. $213.64 delivered to W A. Any one had experience or has comments to make on Kogan brand and price. all comments would be appreciated

Currently can travel up to 150klms , but would that include caravans and motorhomes ,I know parks are still closed but wondering is free camping off limits too.

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We bought a small off-road camper (golf x-265). i got the manufacturer to add a second gel battery so now have 210 amp hours. The van has 160 watts of panel on the top. If my understanding of solar is correct, i can generate 160/12 = 13.3 amps per hour. I also got them to install a second anderson plug to allo...

A Priest, a Rabbit and a Minister walk into a Bar. The bartender asks "What do you all want to drink". The Rabbit says "I Dunno, I'm only here because of Autocorrect"

Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds. You'll love it: Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of th...eir own. They like other peoples.' A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see the...

Just heard on ABC RN news, the Qld Premiere said we may not open the border until September but they will be reviewing it each month.

A lady tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indigenous woman. What is it made of? she asked. Crocodiles teeth, the woman replied. I suppose, she said patronisingly. That they mean as much to you as pearls do to us. Oh no, she objected. Anybody can open an oyster.

The ministers six-year-old daughter had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldnt go to the Sunday School picnic on Saturday. When the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh and changed her mind. When she told the l...

During the lock-down, I've run out of entertainment. So I send David (my next door neighbour) flowers every Saturday evening, with a message. The note reads "I miss you so much". Then I go back to my balcony, open a beer and listen to his wife.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her ol...

Nice place to live, you have to carry everything home as well.........