Jimmys English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils.
So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper.
This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read, ranted the teacher. It has too many mistakes.
I cant understand how one person would have made all these mistakes.
One person didnt, replied Little Jimmy defensively.
My father helped me.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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