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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his ...first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, '...

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A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one ano...

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the re...

I like many of you, at times escape into the fantasy of "" I DREAM THE DREAM "" and yes Saturday night's lotto is till on my bucket list. I like what Charlie Brown has to say below. I notice that C.B. even has the big brown bag ready for the $$$$$ Jay&Dee -- Edited by JayDee on Friday 15th of May 2020 06:45...

Regular readers/writers will no doubt remember my rantings a number of weeks ago regarding my "OSTI" problem. Nutshell. An operation on my lower back. Pain had/has been bad for about 6 years. 2017. An op to stop the pain. First time in hospital. 2 weeks later, and I am without pain. Must get out of the so...

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student fem...ale nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "...

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".... Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". Paddy spends the next 2 hours...

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There has been some discussion on several other threads on this subject. It is understood that the use of a WDH causes several changes in actual measured weights of both tow vehicle and caravan. My claim is that one of these changes is a reduction of towball loading. Attached is a chart from a Haymen Ree...

1. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I dont like spicy food. 2. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax. 3. We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the tax...

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The...

Tool box latch rubbers only - black two sizes 84mmX39mm, 106mmX54mm - brand new. Size is outside measurement. Suitable some caravan hatches, Ute tool box, Camper trailer tool box as per first photos. $4.00 each, minimum sale 10 each, plus postage within Australia -- Edited by Dunmowin on Monda...

Afternoon all on this yet another iso day. Just a quick question. What do people do to maybe stop water freezing in the hose from the tap to van? I will be spending winter this year in Nth East VIC and it's getting very cold at night and in the mornings now. Just a little different to my normal Townsville sta...

Not sure if I am in the right place here but here goes anyway.. Received my insurance renewal notice today and looks like the thieves are try to claw back what they lost in the bushfires and floods etc. Premium now $959.00 up from $833.00 and we also have a lay up clause for 5 months of the year plus they lowe...

Looking for a selling price for a 2008 Roadstar Voyager Sapphire 25ft full off road with awning solar panels shower toilet what price Do they sell for

A young guy from Charters Towers moves to Townsville and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in RetraVision in Charters Towers." Well, the boss was unsure, bu...

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:... I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brou...

Atherton Tablelands gets a wintery,drizzly blast from 4 to 8 am then fines up for few hours..so 2 seasons in 1 day..The layered look clothing is needed,to strip off later,The locals are breeding madly- all colors -- Edited by ERI LI on Wednesday 6th of May 2020 04:51:15 PM