A Texan walked into an outback Aussie pub and loudly proclaimed Back home my ranch is so big it takes me all day to drive from one boundary to the opposite boundary.
An old bloke at the end of the bar said Yeah mate I had a Jeep like that once.
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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