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Hi everyone This is my very first post. So, be gentle I'd like to ask advice of those of you who've been on the road with, or who've used Isuzu and/or Iveco long wheel base vans in the past. I am going to convert one of these vans into my own camper. What I'd like to know is the pros and cons MECHANICALLY of bo...

Hi all, my wife and I are doing an inland QLD. trip with our Isuzu and 24' Sterling caravan. We have always stayed in c/parks with powered sites. We would like to find Farms that allow caravans (preferably with power available.) I'll list the route we're doing and if anyone can suggest places along the...

Hi Folks, after July when travel is allowed within Queensland I am looking at a spot for fishing access in the Cape. Normally we head off for 3 months per year into the remote NT but it doesn't look like that will be on this year. My question is to folks that have a van and have actually been to Kowanyama or...

A Mother Was Walking Down The Hall. A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.... What are you doing? she exclaimed. The daughter replied, Im 35 and still living at h...

I discovered a packet of fresh stir fry in a big supermarket, they have teryaki chicken, sweet and sour etc. It says serves two but translated that means 1, now dinner is not a chore, i get all vegies etc, sauce is a bit light so i tip in a bit of vino.

We are planning to escape the Melb winter provided border restrictions are lifted?? We have planned to journey up to Hervey Bay and then to Bargara near Rockhampton. After that we would like to head towards Mackay and then inland to travel back to Vic. Does anybody have any suggestions or recommendat...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for i...

Icould be very Cheeky and give you a clue. Well actually I have just given you a clue in the above words Jay & Dee

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Coming up for my sixteenth birthday, Mum asked "What would you like for your birthday?". I thought about this for about half a second and replied, " I WANNA WATCH " but they didn't let me.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her new partner to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the man to his library for a drink and asks him: So what are your plans? I am a Torah scholar, he says. The father answers: A To...

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the f...

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap an...

A boy was asked to do a report on childbirth and so he asked his parents how he was born. Well honey, said the slightly prudish parent. The stork brought you to us. Oh, said the boy. Well, how did you and daddy get born? Oh, your grandparents found us under a rock. the mother answered getting quite uncomfor...

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked: Why are some of your hairs white, Mum? Her m...

A truck driver was driving along on the highway. He passed a sign that said ?low bridge ahead.? Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck underneath it. Cars were backed up for kilometres behind him. Finally, a police car pulled up. The officer got out of his car and walked aroun...

Four guys were at a campsite. They had to bunk two to a room but no one wanted to share with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasnt fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept in the same cabin as Daryl, and came to breakfast the next mor...

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After less than 3 years our kitchen tap is leaking under the sink. Contacted the workshop of the dealer and it was suggested the cheapest option is to replace the mixer tap. The original is Camec 220mm spout. The only alternative appears to be a Coast although that may need extra fittings. Is one brand b...