A family was visiting a native reservation when they happened upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the ground.
The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak: Woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, white, four-door station wagon, travelling at 65km/h.
Thats amazing! exclaimed the father. You can tell all that just by listening to the ground?
No, said the old tribesman, weakly. They just ran over me five minutes ago!
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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