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I don't really understand these awards and the criteria relied upon in granting them. I note two former politicians received these awards but if they were so deserving, why were they booted out by their electorate? It is a bit like having your employment terminated for incompetence and then having y...

A wealthy businessman is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. The maid answers the phone and says that his wife is busy. He demands that the maid put his wife on the phone. The maid informs the man that hi...

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Hi Folks, We are planning to go to the Centre plus northern W.A. with an A'van Cruiseliner Adventure Plus. We have trouble with the air con. in this brand new van as it only cools 1 - 2 Degrees C. It is a Finch under bed system. That won't do in the Outback! Has anyone else had that problem? -- Edited by Yooh...

A mother is driving her little girl to her friends house for a play day. Mummy, the little girl asks. How old are you? Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother replied. Its not polite. Okay, the little girl says. What colour was your hair two years ago? Now really, those are personal qu...

Just read that the Australian Camp Oven Festival, held in Millmerran Qld. has been cancelled. This is usually held every second year, in October, but the organizing committee are going to look to see if it can be held in 2021.

Does anyone know if it is legal to mount a plastic diesel fuel container on the bike rack between the rack and back of a caravan Laurie

Probably been listed here before if note... then...Onions and Christmas Trees A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and...

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And what a fantastic day it is too. Today is Queensland day & the Weather Gods are smiling on us. In Brissy it's a beautiful sunny day with barely a cloud in the sky. Current temp 17.5 with an expected max of 23. (8 overnight) A very slight breeze just moving the top branches. BOM says 6km/h. And what...

Hey guys i am after some sort of information on my odd looking camper trailer, now the only information i have on it is that its suppose to be 1984 Jayco. Now thats all i have on it so any sort of info would be appreciated as there is some tweeking here and there i would like done on it and any specs would help i...

Possibly opening up a can of worms, but has anyone ever just not left their motorhome and stayed with their dogs inside the motorhome on the pet deck? I went to tassie in 2013 left my little yorkie in the motorhome and my large boy went into a kennel, he was in a bottom kennel because of his size and the dog th...

Hi all; My caravan ( Jayco pop top 17.55.3 ) over the last 12 months and it was starting to look like the little water pump that helps with the flushing of the toilet was starting to give up the ghost. I could herer the pump working, but little to no water was coming out of the top of the bowl. Time to inve...

Hi everyone, My wife and I picked up our first full size van today. it's a Coromal Element 632 and we presently have a 2007 Prada gXL, which we are upgrading very soon. still tossing up between a Hilux or a Ranger so will be looking in th forums for some advice on which is the best tow vehicle. Looking forwar...

Hi all, we are planning on heading to Winton and Longreach at the end of June, which parks are the best to stat at. We want to see the dinosaur museums etc, so any info would be good... Branchie

Bear Remover A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a bas...

hi All, we are planning a trip from Perth to Karijini via the Great Northern highway, then across to Exmouth and then crawl back to Perth, with a few stopovers along the way. We have about three weeks to do the trip, starting mid August. As this is our first big trip, we are looking for advice on an ideal iti...

Evening everybody I have just fitted a Diesel heater, I have been told that it is a good idea to run some Kerosene through the heater. Can anyone tell me if they have heard or have tried this, if so how much Kero and on what ratio would you use it.

The Drover at the Pearly Gates A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered. "Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out...