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Welcome and a big howdy. How things have changed since I started doing this update back at the beginning of March and we last spoke, many changes have been made and had to sharpen the pencil many times. Read on, if you dare.If you read my updates you will know I spent summer in Nth East VIC so after many moon...

Looking for some advice with this fridge.Have it set on 3.5 the fridge cycles very often. Fridge goes on for approx 9 mins then off for approx 3 mins then back on. This cycle carries on all the time fan at back of fridge is working. Anybody got any ideas on this.

Extracts from letters written by council tenants: > 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. > 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.... > 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his ba...

Hi All, just wanting some info on the best company to get a printed awning from, Im after the best quality and not the cheapest, any info much appreciated,thanks Rob.

Carol, a young city girl, marries John, a South Coast dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when h...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-01/scammers-stealing-thousands-through-coronavirus-super-scheme/12301010Scammers set up fake myGov accounts "In ea...

Hervey Bay Caravans - To say i"m dissapointed with this business is an understatement. I purchased a van from them in January and had work done and a solar panel fitted and was happy with their service, however, when I recently booked my van in to have a grey water tank fitted I was told on the phone wors...

t was a bus tour for senior citizens. When they arrived at the Three Sisters, in the Blue Mountains, the driver parked the bus and the passengers made their doddering, unsteady descent to the footpath. As they filed past, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the drivers ear. Ive been sexually har...

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but...

A lady was sitting near a woman who was wearing a magnificent diamond pendant. At dinner, a lady turns to the woman next to her and says: My, thats a beautiful diamond youre wearing. In fact, I think its the most beautiful diamond I have ever seen! Thank you, replies Judy. This is the Plotnick Diamond. T...

For toddlers (and wives). 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it is in my hands, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it looks like mine, it's mine. 6. If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If I saw it first, it's mine. 8. If it is...

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrassed but whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher told him t...

Hi all, I have a 2011 Esperance and I occasionally hear an alarm from my electrical control panel. I think it might be low water house water level but it some times alarms when I have 30% in the tank. I am not convinced the calibration of the level gauge is accurate. it often jumps from 0% to 30% by adding...

maybe THE MEANING OF MANYANASpanish singer Julio Iglesias was on UK television with British TV host Anne Diamond.He used the word "manyana". Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.He said that the term means: "Maybe the job will be done tomorrow; maybe the next day; maybe the day after that; or p...

Hi all, has anyone got a Stone Stomper fitted to their caravan and if so, can I get some feedback. I am looking to buy one also, so if anyone has one for sale (providing feedback is good)... I have a 200 Series Landcruiser and van is 2.1mts from back of car....

If so,where to-?

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer...

I was wondering if anyone can advise on the best insurers for green slip in NSW FOR a winnebago 1998 4.78 t 6 tonne GVM i know that all the states charge the standard fee of $607 for the transport dept rego fee and then the states charge for the green slip,I JUST BOUGHT IT FROM QLD AND THE REGO INC GREEN...

Anybody recommend and brands and has anybody used the kings supercentre one for $84