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This ageing man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anaesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well...

Speaking to a fellow yesterday, commenting on his late model Ranger and the different grill on the Ford Ranger, the fellow said that Ford had lowered the inter-cooler, can anyone confirm that ? -- Edited by iana on Saturday 25th of July 2020 09:16:25 AM

Some Nomads have their own language.............lol

With the interstate travel restrictions, people are out and about in force exploring their own (much extended) back yard in Western Australia. My husband and I headed to Kalbarri last weekend to find tourists everywhere at the newly opened Sky Walk at Kalbarri National Gorge. Have a read for an intr...

Sex on Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brin...

SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE: The Cahill Expressway will close from 8pm Friday 31 July until 5am Monday 3 August to remove these toll booths. While it's shut, you can use the other lanes across the Harbour Bridge or the Sydney Harbour Tunnel instead. Allow extra travel time and plan ahead. You can find more i...

Once a Chinese man went to Goa (India) for holidays. At the Airport he hired a taxi, driver was Pedro to take him to Panjim. On the way he saw a bus. He said - "The buses here are so slow and noisy .. In China the buses are very fast." At the Cortalim Bridge, the Chinese saw a train passing by on the railway bridg...

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. Im fine, Angus said. But there are some really strange people living in th...

Buy Australian , we needed a new TV , no luck , all made overseas , Micro oven shot it self last night , we can't find one made in Au. The Gov. is handing money out so we can support the Australian economy , but the way it looks we are going to support overseas countries if we are going along and buy those items . c...

Mesmerising...........not really, but clever

Thinking of heading to darwin in the next couple of weeks via qld from central coast nsw is any one heading that way at this point of time due to covid problems would like to contribute to some local economy's and want to get away ,any suggestions on the best route .

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In our news letter under letters to the editor, I wanted to comment on article about grey nomads heading north But my ipad wont let me so i will comment here. last week we headed south from gladstone qld. In 2 hours we saw 120 caravans heading north. 1 south australia, 3 victoria, 6 nsw, and 110 qld number p...

I'm 80 and I have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... The way to get to Sesame Street... Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... Why "abbreviated"...

Hi everyone , well what a mess of a year , I am a solo grey nomad , on a disability support pension ,I bought my rig with my super - seemed a good idea at the time ...I had planned to go up to Cooktown FNQ for winter but that was not to be.. Now I find myself hovering around Gippsland with the borders shut , most fre...

I have purchased a neat small dash cam and fitting to top of windscreen is no problem as it won't obstruct drivers view. Problem is fitting power cable around windscreen and down to dash board and cig lighter in centre consul, has anyone done this or a better idea?, you only want dash cam working when i...

If there is anyone unfortunate enough to have to wear these that has found a brand that actually resembles a foot, ie not heavily sewn square cut toe ends. I am talking about the heavy versions for daily wear, not after operation or airplane versions. thanks

I place this in the joke section, as I thought that it was a laughable encounter Usual disclaimer, the only legal words I know, is that an ill Eagle, is a sick bird, so my interpretation of what happened could be wrong Basically a lady was asked to wear a mask, while inside a Bunnings store The story is in th...

hi, i want to improve my solar from 1x80watt panel atm. and has 1x105ah agm battery. to hopefully at least 200w +++ 300w with 2 panels. as i would like replace the heavy agm install 2x120ah lithium batterys. and to loose 30kgs in weight due to the lithium batteries being so much lighter in weight. als...