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A bloke walks into a Pub. Lucky Bugger.

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal.Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. It ties you up in knots...

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Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves. Apparently they are a choking hazard.

When we're driving somewhere, the wife always moans about the route I take and always points out to me which way I should have gone, especially if we get stuck in traffic. She's my SatNag.

I thought this virus would ruin our dreams but to tell the truth it has helped the wife and i. My job is servicing chillers plants and therefore isolation is my way of life and the chances of getting the virus is low. All weekend every weekend we are working on our truck to which we plan to tow a van and live ou...

Hey all, I was RosieW, but I locked myself out of the associated email account, so had to start again. Way back when, it was me, him, 2 dogs and a bird. For a while it was me, him, 4 dogs and a bird. Then the rude bugger died on me (April last year) so now I am back to me, 2 dogs and a cat. Living in Mandurah for the ti...

Hopefully Stage 2 of the Covid 19 de-restrictions will enable us to get away for a bit of time in our Grand Cherokee Laredo and Jayco Journey 20.62-2 Outback. We can get to Hervey Bay in our 250km radius and that's where we are headed. A group of 5 or 6 vans are getting together for some socially distanced R...

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Paddy and Murphy swap sandwiches at lunch, Murphy has one bite and spits it out and says "what the feck was that". "Crab paste" Paddy answered. "Where did you get that?" Murphy asks. Paddy replies, "Saw it when I was at the Chemist".

A Texan walked into an outback Aussie pub and loudly proclaimed Back home my ranch is so big it takes me all day to drive from one boundary to the opposite boundary. An old bloke at the end of the bar said Yeah mate I had a Jeep like that once.

Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Ken would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter' Edna always replied, 'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,... And fifty bucks is fifty bucks' One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and Ken said, 'Edna, I'm 75 y...

Good morning everyone, I did a search for the caravan park at Golden Beach (Onslow St not the military jetty park) but only saw a post from 2012. Has anyone stayed in the Golden Beach Caravan Park lately and, if so, how was your stay please? PM me if you prefer. Many thanks.

Hi everyone I'm very new to this site and I hope I'm doing this wright , I'm after some help as here in WA there seems to be a lack of knowledge and help on this subject . I need to put a new hot water system in my motor home and was thinking the diesel ones might be a good option as then i can use it as a heater as w...

A ship engine failed and no one could fix it. Then they brought in a chap with 40 yrs. on the job. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into li...

A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest...

Jimmys English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper. This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read, ranted the teacher. It has too many mistakes. I cant underst...

Its just too hot to wear clothes today, Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this? Probably that I married you for your money, she replied.

So if anyone is around, I am always up for coffee and a chat... Except if I am doing work-based-training (July/August I think) and when I go see my family (hopefully September/October for a couple weeks and again in January/February). Other than those minor caveats, I am here. I know where to get good c...

How to locate a member to send a PM. There are 915 pages to try to go thru. Can they be put alphabetically? end-on