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Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" S...

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A woman went to the doctors office for her annual examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran down the hall. He stopped the hysterical woman and asked her to sit down and relax. Then, he asked her what she was so upset about. A few minut...

An Aerlingus flight was due to land As they approached Dublin number 1 runway for the first ever landing, the tower heard: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !... CO-PILOT - Ye...

Need some help with an E15 code on a new install. Not warranty as it sat in the shed for over 12 months. According to the manual E15 is a control Board fault. Need to know if a replacement controller is made or available and where from. Thanks in advance -- Edited by geoffk200 on Monday 8th of June 2020 04:5...

We're considering installing a Diesel Air Heater into our Iveco Winnebago 'Jervis' Motorhome, and from what I've read a 2.2Kw Eberspacher/Dometic unit would do the job nicely. Can anyone out there recommend anyone that can supply & fit for us. We live in Shepparton but would consider anywhere...

We have an Avan Nathan. The microwave which has died after 2 years is in a separate compartment above the 2 door fridge. Does anyone know how to get to the microwave to remove it. Getting no help from Avan.

I have a bread recipe which has wheaten flour, anyone know what wheaton flour is or its replacement.

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Can anyone provide "links" to data which show how much ($$'s) G/N's spend in a shire/town/area over a given period?? My internet skills are "limited"..... cheers Bilbo

Hi just discovered that their is a portable 12v diesel heater for caravans. Has anyone used or know about these. It looks like a good space saving alternative. Thanks Stew

Does the word - caravanning have one or two n's in it? Google seems divided about it. What's your opinion? Joe.

Hi all, I have a 139 litre water tank under the van. It has been sitting there a while. I will empty it out, but to clean it out, what do you do? I have been advised to use special tablets or just a bit of chlorine in the water plus a fresh wash out again. I intend to empty it after use in the future.

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just abou...t anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want t...

On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride calls her mother from the hospital. "Mother," she sobs, "my husband has only one foot." The mother, trying to console her daugh...

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I don't really understand these awards and the criteria relied upon in granting them. I note two former politicians received these awards but if they were so deserving, why were they booted out by their electorate? It is a bit like having your employment terminated for incompetence and then having y...

A wealthy businessman is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. The maid answers the phone and says that his wife is busy. He demands that the maid put his wife on the phone. The maid informs the man that hi...