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A highway patrol pulled over a car on the main road. The copper asked, Got any ID? The driver replied, about what?

The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much w...

besides those pvc tubes on an older van with a post type awning has anyone got a good idea how to carry the poles on the van .......i dont have all of them in a tube as they wont fit ...........

Got a quote for a few days down along the Great Ocean road here in Vic.....$60 for a grassed power site, tried another park, $55. Not sure if we will go. May try free camping, except our van toilet doesn't work. Planning on going to far north QLD next year for four months, will be a big cost plus diesel. C...

Looking for recommedations for a uhf with controls on the mike

The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.Nevertheless, to be on th...

Can anyone recommend a van park in Yamba

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside bu...

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was...

Sat here on the pooter minding my own business when the whole place shook for about 5 seconds. Nearly fell out of the chair fortunately no damage not even a crack anywhere. Lucky I guess. Quake was a few klms south of Mansfield, about 90 klms from us a bit of damage there but not serious. Mother nature will...

Has anyone travelled the Thunderbolts Way from Newcastle to Goodiwindi by caravan or motorhome or know someone who has. We are thinking of doing it but are unsure of the road conditions.