Little Johnny is sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher draws a pickle on the blackboard and asks the class to tell her what it is.

Naturally, Little Johnnys hand shoots into the air.

Just as naturally, the teacher ignores him because the teacher has had enough of Little Johnnys antics for one lifetime.

Little Johnny is not to be denied, however, and yells out I know what that is, teacher! Its a penis!

The teacher just stares at Little Johnny, then bursts out in tears and runs from the classroom.

The class is stunned and starts quietly discussing what happened when the principal storms in and goes on a tear.

Alright you little hooligans! Your teacher was just in my office sobbing, just like shes done every day this week!

Which one of you upset her today?

And who drew that penis on the blackboard?