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GET OUT OF THE CAR! (This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to s...

A '94 Toyo HiAce has got me interested Dave..Frontline conversion, 2.8 Diesel & Auto. A/C. 2 way fridge. 2 burner & grill gas cooker. New microwave. House Battery and charging system. Rear enclosure similar to your machine, plus an enclosed awning along the side covering the slider. 5 Sea...

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower ?" T...

This old timer was travelling through the Australian outback, got a bit thirsty so called into this old Pub for a drink, while downing a cold schooner he sees a signs above the bar that reads, A FREE SCHOONER FOR ANY ONE WHO CAN MAKE THE OLD MULE AT BACK OF THE PUB LAUGH The idea of another schooner was very a...

A Happy Woman: A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, &quo...

AMAZING HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WIT...

My wife Vivienne and I have travelled across this beautiful country of ours many times. We have enjoyed every moment of it and have met some lovely people. We are travelling in a converted High Ace Commuter Bus with trailer. Happy travelling Eric

hi guys, what a great site and so much tongue in cheek humour, i'm lovin it. anyway am new to this, i am in the exciting stage of reno-ing an old toyoto dyna motorhome. (vardo to me as i am romany, (gypsy). can anyone give me info on building a storage box on the back, attaching a swing out 4x4 door as a bike rac...

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Nor sure about everyone here, I mean members, but I see the max number on any one day for this site, was 42 guests. i love this site, works for me. What about we "members" set a record. I will start with, we all log in on the 1/12/08 - do not know what day that is, so come on - suggest a record date, and...

Found this site that looks pretty useful for planning trips maps.bonzle.com

Have just read the post by Webmaster re. c o c k l e b i d d y Caves.I understand now why I couldnt use c o c k as in the Too.I suppose that cigarette and plonk is ok.(just jesting).I dont feel like a naughty schoolchild anymore.cheers Ibbo.

Sitting at Tathra watching a very grainy shimmering picture on the tv was giving me the irrates and next morn at the official morning tea I asked others about their TV reception..... The concencus was that everyone else had a set top box or a TV capable of digital TV reception, caught the bus into Bega, p...

ok whats happened to Grizz, you havent given up have you buddy, come on repair them wires, fix them fuses and hit the track its only a minor setback, life is full of little troubles, it's how you deal with them that matter's, when the dog bites, bite the mongrel back, horse throws you, get a steely glint i...

Hi all -In response to Dave's latest joke post -What do artificial blondes and airplanes have in common ? I shall leave it to the imagination and hopefully enjoy some responses ! I just love the way the forum topics jump around !

Not sure if I read an article about car fuses on this forum or in a magazine on 4X4s . I came across the attached when looking through my local tool supplier and thought it may be of interest to others .

a russian an american and a blonde were talking about space, the russian said " we were the first in space" the american said "we were the first to walk on the moon" the blonde said "we are going to be the first on the sun" the russian and american looked at eah other and sa...

two vampire bats found themselves in a strange cave upon awakening, one said to the other "geez!! I"M hungry we will have to find some blood soon" the other said "we had better wait until the others go out or we will get lost and besides we dont know where we are going," to whi...

Just read in the NSW Telegraph today that the Labor Premier has given the nod to lifting the land rate pegging which has stopped local councils going mad with rate rises to fund wish lists for mates and friends, I think they call it paying the piper. If the world was fair place and fairies lived in th...

a cowboy walked in to a bar dressed in paper hat, paper shirt, paper coat, paper trousers, paper chaps and paper shoes, he was immediately arrested, why ? I hear you ask, ................................................ RUSTLING OF COURSE WHAT ELSE.