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a little naughty


A Lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated with her hubbys lack of sex interest.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzaz to the relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crochless underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.
One evening when she was feeling frisky, and he as normal watching the telle, she took a shower spruced her self up  slipped into her undies and a slinky negligee. Felling great she slinks over to her hubbys chair stands between him and the telle, lifts one leg onto the arm rest,and said  "do u want some of this".
He takes one look and says "are u kidding   look what it has done to your undies'

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demon dave


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Good one Demon, that one cracked me up.

An older farmer went on a cruise and found a much younger woman they got on real good so got married.

Sex was fantastic, except things softened in a short time, (Viagra wasent around then) so mid morning was the best time but most of the work was on the tractor and by the time he got back to the house, butter instead of steel.

So they hatched a plan, he would take the shot gun with him on the tractor and when things were good He would fire two rounds and the wife was to jump on the fastest horse they had and race out to him.

He was telling this story at the pub with all his old mates around him smilling.

One asked and how is it turning out mate?

It's been bloody great he replyed, but I havent seen her since duck openng. 




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haha that got me

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My ribs are so sore you have to stop it right now

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