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Automation


The outgoing message:

Hello ! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.

In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen

to all the options before making a  selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your

newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be  Accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort:

Hang up and have a nice day !



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Good one Wombat and SO TRUE.

My Daughter is an assistant priciple at a school in Vict and all of the items mentions are unfortunately true.

Well done.

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