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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to g...

Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty joke, Two of the female students in the class decided to walk out on next the next joke. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, Good morning, class. Did you hear the o...

Is everybody down south ok? I caught a bit of the news this morning (after being out camping for a few days) and saw the remains of a caravan park knocked about by the big winds and rain. Hope everyone got through it ok. Caravans and big storms are not always best companions. Ian

J: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Hiyas .. Would you believe it .. came north to get warmer .. still down to around 4's and 5's of a night time .. I'm about 40 k's south of Kingaroy .. and the locals are telling me its good for frosts around here too .. Oh well .. its beautiful country with great people up here .. and no, they don't resemble...

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the LakeBurleyGriffin . The smaller one turned to the bigger one & said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me? We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big C...

need help i have a 1972 bedford bus i am converting to motor home the speedo is in mph i need to convert it to klms can any one help me with this problem i live in brisbaine thank yuo guys as we are going to travel around australia at xmas

Mystery mail received, Yay, was my grey nomad stickers, so I am set to go, just need to decide on the tug and tow! Then the direction , after I have told my mother and reconciled myself with the grandchildren.....

For those who remember me and my problems with the Toyota Coaster (Lemon)Well it's coming along fine ..Shirley and I will head North this July...I was wondering if I could ask you fellow Nomads..If you had a choice would you take a generator...I have one...But really wont be off road much.... As my wi...

Roger has now RETIRED!!!!! WAAAHOOOO. Tuesday we are starting of for Alice Springs....as we have done a couple of time. Just love the Zircon fields at Gem Tree. We go over the Plenty H/way. Thats a fun trip. We sure dont have any complaints about our van. It's a 17ft6 coromal..off road..tandem wheel...

Hi everybody been on the road for 5 weeks now back on the internet head north soon

My husband and I have just bought our 2005 Ford Transit camper, and we're looking forward to many great trips in it. The cooking facilities are a three burner gas cook top - I'm not overly keen on using gas, but I'll survive. The other option is a gas grill oven, and thats where I need some advice from the...

Goodmorning everyone just thought I would start the day right by saying Hi to all on the forum. We had almost a day of rain here in S.A yesterday a wonderful sight for our state. How is the weather going in Queensland now it seems as if they are still getting the odd shower. Have a good day everyone. Helena....

_ we are in the market for comfortable folding chairs. Recommendations anyone????? Thanks in advance

We are thinking of a new tv for the van. What is the general thoughts on tv-dvd. tv with built in dvd or tv with seperate dvd? have heard stories of the built in type not lasting very long. Thanks.

I haven't looked at this forum scection B4 but I saw such good stuff here that I thought that I should contribute ... On a recent 'time out' solo trip with my kayak to Wivenhoe Dam I put together this evening meal ... Entree .. Fresh caught redclaw .... In just enought water (out of the dam) to cover them ....

Hi there, we are going to travelling aroud Australia in August, we need to get wirelless internet. Which providers best? We thought it would be unable to get internet some areas. Telstra is the one? 3 or Virgin has got cheap plan, but does it work any area?