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Now for happy hour - What about Mars Bar slices Three mars bars 90 gr. butter (not bloody marg) three cups rice bubbles 200gr. good milk chocolate plus 30gr. butter extra FUN PART grease a slice tray combine mars bars and 90gr. butter in saucepan stir constantly over LOW heat, without boiling until...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he tho...

I am a bowman, second and third class. With my recurve bow of 40 lbs draw i would expect if aiming for an apple from 50 yards and shooting six arrows at that target to on average have four lodge in the apple and the two others hit within 3 inches of its centre, on average that is. I am a current member of Archery...

Found this and while its dated (2007) makes an interesting read for those thinking of hitting the road. Some of its already been mentioned before on here, but this is the first time I have seen it coming from Centrelink themselves. Pay to check with them for the latest info, but at least you know what to a...

Hi Ya...its exciting writing here for the first time for sure. I am about to give you all some very private details about someone I know. Since no one here knows him I think its a safe thing to do. He is Male, 54, and forever single. I want to talk about my friends finances and his current thinking. You see he...

You may have seen the news tonight on the back packers camping at the top posh areas in sydney in camper vans & staying for lengthy periods. Providing the vans are legalily parked ,the council has said they do not have the power to isue fines or move them on ,even with the no camping signs in place . All...

Well G,day Help needed, like a dill have left accom, to late over easter, do any know of roadsides between Renmark and Port Pirie via Burra. Davo,s town was good to us , got a night at Port Pirie, and Whyalla so all good that end,just that bit from Renmark, ummm make that Robinvale. The misses think...

Has anybody out-there travelled any of the 4 wheel drive tracks west of the west McDonnell ranges through to 80 mile beach and Meekatharra in the pas t 12 months, rgds Gitsho

Ever wanted to throw the duck out of an airplane? Well, now you can, click here to have fun. I must warn you, it is addictive. Cheers Neil

Spotted this set up at Ceduna Caravan Park ,4 dogs in total . It took about 4 minutes to set up and the dogs and other campers were all happy . Carried the wire on the draw bar only thing he need was a corner site to drive the van onto

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse. If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?' I regret I cannot', lamented...

This is Dorothy Dix's "Dictates for a Happy Life" ; http://library.apsu.edu/dix/happy.htm

1/ Leaving my driveway this morning I drove straight into a bus as it was 5 minutes early. 2/ I was driving along the road when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road, causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof. 3/ I started to slow down, but the traffic was more stationery than I first th...

Greetings.Can I have my door key back?.I promise not to put the kitty litter tray in the "frig again.Thanks so very much for all the kind words posted to me.Not a bad World I live in after all.Cheers.Ibbo

Magic places within an hours drive from where I live 1/ The Condamine gorge 2/ Duck creek road to O'reillys 3/ Tamborine mountain 4/ The border ranges 5/Binna burrra

We are intending on travelling down the coast from Wollongong to Batesman Bay, Narooma, and Bega, from there we internd to go to Canberra. Does anyone know what the roads are like, as we are towing a 5th Wheeler. I have been told that the Monaro Hwy from Bega to Canberra is very windy and gets down to 25klm...

The national caravan rally is being held in Elmore Victoria Dec./Jan. 2010/11 there will br vans from clubs all over Australia, a huge roll up is expected. Just wondering if any other forum members will be there, I will be travelling down from Queensland with six other vans. Love to hear f...

Happy new year and lots of hugs to my forum friends!! Have missed the banter here, yes even you duck. Your wit is way more palatable then the group we went camping with... and NO HAPPY HOURS!!!!!! What is wrong with some people, no happy hours indeed. Last time we go camping with boring old fuddy duddy'...

Just made my first ever cake in my turbo benchtop convection overn. A peach and cinnamon tea cake. Turned out pretty good too. It was one of my own concoctions that I adapted to the turbo. Ma

In Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrolstation in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.Ti...