Now nothing, positivley nothing, gets up my nose more than incorrect reporting of the facts, this is the correct ad for Nikes New Slogan!
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Don't take life too seriously.... No one gets out alive
KIA Sorento CRDi EX ( Ebony black) with 5 hex chrome plated tire air valve covers, Coramal Sunsheild, Elcheapo GPS, First Aid Kit, full KIA toolkit & Yellow lenses on the Foglights......
Don't take life too seriously.... No one gets out alive
KIA Sorento CRDi EX ( Ebony black) with 5 hex chrome plated tire air valve covers, Coramal Sunsheild, Elcheapo GPS, First Aid Kit, full KIA toolkit & Yellow lenses on the Foglights......
Hmmmm who indeed however his wife is not too happy...
Reminds me of a story a mate was recounting the other day at a Morning tea..... He somehow managed to drive a screw into his thigh with a screwdriver gun thingy and it's hurting like hell so he calls his wife (no2) and she says "into the bathroom; boiling water; hot towels" and they burst into the bathroom only to be confronted by their nude 18 year old daughter giving herself a brazilian.....The next thing he remembers is the Ambo asking is he ok and to take deap breaths....
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Don't take life too seriously.... No one gets out alive
KIA Sorento CRDi EX ( Ebony black) with 5 hex chrome plated tire air valve covers, Coramal Sunsheild, Elcheapo GPS, First Aid Kit, full KIA toolkit & Yellow lenses on the Foglights......
I had a young fellow working with me on a building site, he was climbing down the ladder with a senco first fix nail gun (which I warned him about many times before) of course the gun fired and drove the 3" nail straight into his foot and into the aluminium ladder step
I quickly grabbed the camera, which I kept in the ute all the time, and took a photo of this foot stuck to the ladder rung
I removed the nail and sent him in for medical care then I went back in the office and emailed the photo off to senco with a little caption at the bottom "we're stuck on your nails"
we got a visit from the senco rep with a brand new first fix "centenery" model first fix gun and a box of nails
Isn't it always a scream how these things develop a life of their own........one thing goes wrong and then everything else just seems to fall over.
I was in absolute stitches in Ceduna one day when I was managing a roadhouse up there.
A couple and their two children pulled up on the driveway and they got out of the car. The hubby and wife were blue-ing something chronic and she stomped off to the ladies, leaving her car door open. The young lad was standing with Dad and Dad had forgot to put the car in gear. I am standing with the fuel hose in my hand when this thing starts to roll back. I called out to him but he is too busy still yelling at her and the next thing is, it rolls back till the door catches on the concrete pillar and starts to bed it towards the bonnet. I finally get his attention and he runs around the back followed by the boy. The Dad takes a big step back to push the car forward and stomps his foot down on the boy's who is standing behind him. The kid starts to scream and the old man is going off his trolley at the boy. By this time mum and the daughter are out of the ladies and she thinks the old man belted the kid or something and starts on him again.
We get the car sorted and I start fuelling it. Mum and daughter go in to the shop to buy an icecream and come out just as I give the chap his change. The kid is standing there with an ice cream cone in his hand when the Boss's dog walks past and eats the ice cream, leaving the kids screaming again. This time I lost it!! I nearly fell over laughing and couldn't explain to anyone for about half an hour what was so funny. I guess you had to be there.......
They got into the car and the metallic sound of the tortured hinge on the door was not pleasant.
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Daisy and Disco Duck
Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
I think an Alfoil Beanie could stop that levitating bit, it's the thoughts of the Devil getting to your brain that cause it you know...
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Don't take life too seriously.... No one gets out alive
KIA Sorento CRDi EX ( Ebony black) with 5 hex chrome plated tire air valve covers, Coramal Sunsheild, Elcheapo GPS, First Aid Kit, full KIA toolkit & Yellow lenses on the Foglights......
Come to think of it JRH........you are right. I was quite innocent until Basil started all this. Bikini clad ladies.........naked ladies.........and the last straw is the train sets!!!
I just can't believe how you get past the censor? Maybe that is what the alfoil beanies are for??
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Daisy and Disco Duck
Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
alfoil knickers...........now you're talking. I don't look good in hats or beenies
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Guru & Ma Ulladulla NSW Happy day, safe travelling Ford Ranger towing 21ft Jurgen shower and toilet which was large enough to fit in a few extras (fridge, bed, stove...)
alfoil knickers...........now you're talking. I don't look good in hats or beenies
Errrrrrrrr if Guru hasn't already told you Ma you'd look stunning in one of my alfoil bikinis....
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Don't take life too seriously.... No one gets out alive
KIA Sorento CRDi EX ( Ebony black) with 5 hex chrome plated tire air valve covers, Coramal Sunsheild, Elcheapo GPS, First Aid Kit, full KIA toolkit & Yellow lenses on the Foglights......
Guru & Ma Ulladulla NSW Happy day, safe travelling Ford Ranger towing 21ft Jurgen shower and toilet which was large enough to fit in a few extras (fridge, bed, stove...)
