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Sex on the 3rd age


Sex on the 3rd age This is too funny to be pig!
The husband asks his wife :
- Do you remember the first time we made love there fifty years ?
We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you .
- Yes, I remember well .
- OK , what do you think to take a walk around there and we could do it again
Like the good old days ?
- Oh Jim , old devil, but it is a crazy idea!
A police officer sitting in the next cubicle has heard their conversation and , laughing, he said, I have to see these two old make love against a clôture.Je to be watching just to make sure they do not have trouble .....

So he follows them.
 The elderly couple walks slowly , leaning on each other for support and helped cane ...
Finally, they get behind the tavern and go to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers .
 As she leans against the fence, the old man approaches .
 
 Then suddenly they begin to copulate as sexual rampage ,

 the officer could not believe his eyes.
 This continued for about ten minutes while both are making noises, moaning and screaming .

Finally, they both collapse , panting on the ground.
 The policeman is amazed . He thinks he has learned something about life and the third age he did not know .
 
 After half an hour sitting on the floor to recover the old couple gets up and adjusts their clothing.
 The officer, who always look says :
 This is truly amazing , I have to ask them what their secret! '

Then, as the couple passes , he said :
 - Excuse me, but it was really something. You must have had a fantastic sex life together.

Are there a secret to this?
 
 Tremblant, the old man is barely able to answer :
 Well ... there fifty years , the fence was not electric



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