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If you are attacked by clowns, spare no mercy. Go for the juggler!

...KEEPING A SHARP MIND IN RETIREMENT... As we slowly move through retirement, we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects... like this guy, for example. I know, I saw it right away, too .... no safety glasses or hearing protection. And, I caught something else that is really important: h...

Tried to post a live leaks youtube type of clip evidently tis a no no -- Edited by dING on Sunday 30th of March 2014 05:10:04 PM

The "Old Golfer" A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lio...

Pays to read all Signs if in the North........... This Fool Should have read this Sign............. Some People. just won't learn........." TWIT" K.J.

- look closely It is a person This parrot is in fact a female model who posed for 'world body painting champion' Johannes Stötter. The Italian artist spent weeks planning the transformation, taking four hours to paint his subject with ink. The model's arm forms the parrot's head and beak, and her l...

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading forSalford station leaned over to ask the driver a questionAnd gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearlyHit a bus, drove up over the kerb and stopped just Inches from a large plate window.Fo...

A bloke is involved in a road accident and sends a text message to his wife from the Emergency Room. "Hi love. Please don't worry but a car has hit me as I came out of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays since I regained consciousness. The blow t...

spacious sites, CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN facilities, great BBQ area and friendly park owners - 50 mts to water - 1 general store with fuel available

$111.95 and an hours work and we can now open the Pajero rear door while still connected!!!! Aussie Paul.

Where can we take our caravan to be weighed?

For those of you interested in photography or modeling or both, here's a bloke who so much loved the town he was raised in he spends a lot of time making streetscapes of it and photographing them in a way that makes them look real. It's amazing and meticulous work, not to mention great photography with ex...

Helloooooooo everybody many apologies for not being on here no excuses just been busy with other stuff in life before u know it you realise its been months since you took a look in here we sold our house in glasshouse mtns and have now moved into our house in landsborough that was tenanted for a little o...

Peeing on the Flowers A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills fa...

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Nerves of steel, ? or just plain CRAZY ?????........ http://safeshare.tv/w/MRMDIWCFec K.J.

Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'

Hi all Just bought a Gasmate Cruiser II but it comes with no real instructions. I'm assuming that you use it like a normal bbq for snags and steaks with the lid open and for roasty stuff with the lid closed like a normal oven?

Gday... 1800 - Beethoven's first symphony premieres in Vienna. 1844 - The first permanent synagogue is built in Australia. 1874 - A major strike is held at Moonta Mines in South Australia. 1877 - Mordecai Ham, the man who led Billy Graham to Christ, is born. 1914 - ...

what do people do to test the drinking ability of water when there stopped at a creek river or stream. if they are going to top up there water tanks.