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A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course child. What can I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscat...

Gday... 1902 - The world's first powered flight of a heavier-than-air craft is said to have occurred in New Zealand, even before the famous Wright brothers. * 1945 - WWII diarist, Anne Frank, dies. 1950 - Norwegian adventurer Thor Heyerdahl publishes his book, Kon-Tiki, an acc...

Gday... 1582 - Today is April Fool's Day, a time of famous hoaxes and pranks. 1874 - The Forrest brothers depart Geraldton in search of a stock route to the east. 1897 - Aboriginal tracker Jandamurra, who led the rebellion to defend his land from white man, is killed. Jandamurra, o...

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Ed and Linda met on a singles cruise; Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Linda to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts,...

Morning All from beautiful Delmany (near Narooma) Just planning our west coast experience and we keep hearing how we should avoid travelling clockwise up the West Coast due to 'The Wind'. Looking at our schedule it'll be about May that we can either go West (i.e.clockwise) or go up through the Cent...

To "Mongrel". I have just spent a week with Alan and Adele in Penrith, Sydney. Thankyou both for a very relaxing and enjoyable time, I could get used to all the spoiling I got too and I tell you that for free. Shut the front gate!!!! I even got a cooking lesson so should be able to successfully...

Our 2005 Nissan patrol wagon ..3ltr diesel zd30 just blew the motor at 164000 klms. We bought it brand new in 2006 expecting many more miles than it's done. A replacement quote from Nissan was. $9000 plus fitting at "around" $3000. We located a brand new one on eBay for $6000. Nissan custo...

Is it any wonder when you can holiday in a resort room in Bali cheaper than a tent site on the East Coast of Oz. And this report from Facebook page of "Free Choice Camping"..... IS IT ANY WONDER THE CONSUMER RAISES AN EYEBROW?For no particular reason I was looking at the booking page of a well kn...

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I...

MUM'S BIBLE. Four brothers left home for University, and they became successful doctors And lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They Discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to the Gold Coast . The first said, "You kn...

1. A man comes into the ER and yells. . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady?s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Fra...

We stopped in Lockhart today for lunch and this iconic cafe had a sold sign in the window. The insides looked like they were renovating. The booth seating was gone and it looked like a demolition site. Some members would remember a pic of this cafe in pick this place a while ago. I hope they eventually r...

I was driving this morning when I saw an RACV van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that man's heading for a breakdown. I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over. My girlfriend th...

Is there any info regarding the arrangements for Rods funeral Ken

At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer."But I don't know how to pray," he replies..Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.," says his father."Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors a...

Howdy all, I am currently in Penrith NSW and at this stage will be leaving tomorrow, Sunday. I am heading up the Pacific and Bruce highways, arriving in Townsville possibly Wednesday or Thursday. With all the rain in the East I would realy appreciate any information on closed/flooded roads or the po...

Hi there, I have an issue that maybe someone out there in motorhome land can give me some advice. As you can see...I drive a big bus and the fuel tank contains apporox 350 litres. My useage is about 2.5 to 2.8 klms per litre....So I should be able to travel well over 600+ Ks. However on recent trips I only get...

There are times when the F word is not only desirable, But quite frankly it can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations. Check out the following examples. The word is 'FE...

Hi all Love this forum we are newbies and preparing our first big 4 month trip later in the year with our much loved pooch in our current 1992 Coromal 475 Seka on a budget Would appreciate advice on purchase/installation of rooftop air conditioner. No doubt will have many more questions. Appreciate...