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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.Just as he pulled...

RuralAustralian ComputerTerminology A little bit of Aussie Kulcha..... LOGON: Adding wood to make thebarbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWN...

NEWS FLASH The Australian Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of Darwin today.This placed the Navy in a very awkward position, as the boat was not heading to , but away from Australia towards Indonesia.Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Aussies who were all se...

Donald Duck & Daisy Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condo...

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I...

Well, the decal is on... now to plan the trip ...

I recently replaced my old HOT halogen lights with LED. The cost can be quite expensive however at Ideal Electrical (Browns Plains QLD) they can be purchased for a lot less than price of the major retailers. EG: $16.00 - $18.00 for one LED two pin light in Camec, Jaycar and Jayco Spares, as opposed to $5....

I have had a few issues with Shire in the past about dump points so I was happy to see that they finally have one installed. Just thought I would share this news.HomeDump Point For Caravan and RV Travellers - May 15, 2014Media releaseThe City of Busselton has installed a new dump point to cater for the gro...

Hi all, The two of us have juist retired and living in our van in Victoria Gippsland at a friends place after coming across the paddock from WA. We are in the process of making sure we have done everything before we leave but would appreciate some input as to what to do with mail...we will be on the road pe...

Does anybody know somebody to install a diesel heater in caravan in Mornington Victoria.

Refers : Latest Media Releases - NSW Police Online white 2008 Toyota Hilux 4WD .. NSW AY 44 NI -- Edited by Jonathan on Tuesday 3rd of June 2014 06:39:49 AM

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool & orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky...

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Helloooo ... just because I'm blonde d...

Ok, unless you were on an Internet-free vacation (fat chance); you have heard that eBay managed to lose all its 145 million credentials. Cybercrime works a lot like a business, and they have massive phishing campaigns all set to go for the next major data breach. Just add a logo, change one line of code...

Gday... 1769 - Lieutenant James Cook observes the transit of Venus across the sun, on the trip during which he would chart Australia's eastern coast. Lieutenant James Cook was not the first to discover Australia, as he was preceded by numerous Portuguese and Dutch explorers. He was, howeve...

Interesting for People who know Perth...... http://feature.thewest.com.au/nowandthen/ K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Sunday 1st of June 2014 10:44:27 AM -- Edited by kiwijims on Monday 2nd of June 2014 12:58:48 AM -- Edited by kiwijims on Monday 2nd of June 2014 01:00:43 AM

I know I know they do!! I'm just not used to being up this early ,was up at 5.45 yikes!!

even my birds looked at me as I uncovered them and said go back to bed..

the last of my nieces (I have 4) is getting married today, just hope the weather will be good. still got to clean out and sell dad...

Just picked up our new van to be towed by our FJ Cruiser and as still working ....just doing few short trips to get to know the rig. Just a question ....we do plan to trip from Brisbane to Busselton and back early Dec 2014 - Late Feb 2015 and looking at good Stone Protectors for Van etc. also....good/reliab...

I am after some good answers, not any smartie answers please :( I am with dodo wreless internet, there speed is slow but being cheaper i changed to them app15 months ago. Prior i was withTelstra paying $59.95 a month for 8 gig ,it seened dodo was far cheaper and took up there offer of 12 gig for $39.95 in w...

Have you noticed when winter hits in the southern parts of Oz how quiet the forum gets as the Sunseekers that can head for the warmer climes up north? Although some still keep in touch with the forum, due to coverage in some areas it is limited to when they do get coverage or have the time to do so..... Ho...