NEWS FLASH 
The Australian Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of Darwin today.
This placed the Navy in a very awkward position, as the boat was not heading to  ,  but away from Australia towards Indonesia.
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Aussies who were all seniors of pension age.

Their claim was that they were trying to get to Indonesia so as to be able to return to Australia as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled far more benefits than they are receiving as legitimate Australian pensioners.
The Navy, it is believed gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking on the next boat, so let me know if you want to come.