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It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray...

House of ill repute See if you can work this out: There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill.. There were four men .... one was walking briskly up the hill; one was inside the brothel; one was walking slowly down the hill and the fourth man was sitting in his car at t...

Turkey Sandwich Don't eat turkey sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth an...

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over ou...

Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being s...

How do we get rid of the "newbies" designation under our forum title?

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Just a couple of pic's showing Rocky Pool (on the road between Carnarvon and Gascoyne Junction - popular swimming spot, no camping). A bung arrow (Perenti) lizard and a servo station sign on the Brand Highway giving weather conditions etc. Also all that is left of the old Gascoyne Junction Hotel and R...

I took 49 pic's and strung the together to make this anim

hiyas all .. I just got a whisper from a friend of mine who is usually a pretty straight talker .. She says that as the value of the 5 Cent coin is now dramatically higher than the face value, within 12 months it will be difficult to find one .. There's a glut of 'em at the moment, but remember the rounded 50 Cen...

Gday... 1770 - Lieutenant James Cook names Palm Island, off Australia's eastern coast. Lieutenant James Cook was not the first to discover Australia, as he was preceded by numerous Portuguese and Dutch explorers. However, he was the first to sight and map the eastern coastline. Cook's ship...

A beach in Gippsland.

No, not that sort of weed Seems it grows around the Murray River and the aborigines use it to make a balm which is wonderful in the treatment of psoriasis. Where can I get some? Has anyone used it?

This bloke should be nominated for Australian of the year ! http://stubbystrip.com.au/#container G.

Someone gave me this ice-cream recipe other day so I tried it, wow 600ml cream tsp vanilla essence tin condensed milk mix cream till just starting to thicken then add vanilla essence beat until light whipped cream forms, gradually add the condensed milk while beating until nice and creamy. Pour in...

Hi everyone Newbies here from the Gold Coast, although originally from Melbourne. Have been lurking a while but now seriously planning and preparing, hoping to sell up very soon and take off for a long time so have lots to learn! Have just posted a veerrrrry long question on the general forums, hopef...

been on here a month now. Will be a solo after 69years at end of year I hope ,no moter home yet.dave

Well folks,we have bitten the bullet and finally got ourselves a forever friend in the form of a boy toy poodle who we have named Cosmo he is brindle at at present 3 days old and 185 gms we pick him up from near Tamworth in Middle July very excited have already scoured the pet shops and got him a home and playt...

Hi everyone What a great forum, we are newbies here and are already picking up lots of helpful info. So here is a short intro and our situation. We are at a turning point in our lives after redundancy at age 55. Luckily we have a good home and are now on the verge of selling up after years of work, looking a...