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The Ann Summers Fatality A man walks into the Ann Summers shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price - the more see-through the higher the price.He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home....

I Was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, Big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number! I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?" She said, "I sure do." I said, "...

Hi everyone, After some advice please. We are looking at both the Blue Sky Fairhaven II and the new Scope Caravan 21'6 but I am having a hard time finding tare and atm and reviews from anywhere on the two brands. Scope is fairly new to the market as well. Does anyone have one, friends have one, heard a...

9/7/11 - departed Brisbane, Qld 9/7/12 - Oodnadatta Track, SA 9/7/13 - William Bay, WA 9/7/14 - Darwin, NT

Is there a part on this web site for gear for sale or wanted to Buy I havent seen one I was thinking maybe it would be a good idea, what say you all cheers Red Dog [Dave]

Sorry I do not know how to put this in the wanted section. We are looking for a 4 wheel drive that does everything the holden Colorado lx does. 3500kg towing, automatic, with low kilometres. thanks.

There is a post (sticky) called 'PICK THIS PLACE' at the top of the page in the 'GENERAL FORUM' which is actually a competition that has been running continuously now for many years where people post their Australian travel photos and others try to guess from something in the pic where the photo was t...

This turned up in the mailbox tonight....With My Name ON IT!! I don't know if I should be horrified or Do I just accept it as a "Right of Passage" considering the company in this forum (No insult intended )

Gday... 1852 - Sydney, Australia, is incorporated as a city. The city of Sydney is Australia's largest city, though it is not the country's Capital city. Originally known as Sydney Town, it was established in 1788 at Sydney Cove by Captain Arthur Phillip, who led the First Fleet from Britain....

NEW WAY OF STEALING... ESPECIALLY LOOK AT SCENE THREE... Be sure to read Scene 3. Quite interesting. This is a new one. People sure stay busy Trying to cheat us, don't they? SCENE 1. A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the...

After using the Eagle O/Back a few times, we have decided to up grade to a new Jayco Journey, Touring Pop Top 16ft. I'm going to ask for some extras, as deal sweetners, it doesn't come with mudpflaps or a gerry can holder ,do you very experienced nomads, think they are handy add ons, also I'm having a...

A Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, sh...

There is a new scan doing the rounds via email. You receive an email regarding an unpaid Toll and are directed to a link to pay. Do Not follow the link as it will infect your computer. I have received 2 of these emails in the past hour. Delete the email immediately. Cheers

Looking for a new van and have seen a La Vista. Haven't heard or seen one before but liked the layout .does anybody have one or know about them. We were impressed that they had the batteries in boxes outside the van and also all the electrics were in behind a door on the outside and not in the cupboards which...

Gday.We have just had 3 delightful days here.What a great place.Peaceful ,quiet ,wide roads ,top RSL and we noticed not 1 bit of graffittl ! Since we a came up to see a cousin of mine we needed to stay in town at the Bailey Bar Park so we could do the family thing.Aside from very busy,we were fortunate to be g...

A woman's husband has gone to golf and her lover comes to visit her at home while he is gone, leaving his car down the road. They are in the bedroom making passionate love when she hears a car door slam and looking outside sees her husband coming in with his golf clubs. She pushes her lovers clothes under...

Hi all This may sound way dumb to some of you BUT can the loo be emptied in a normal toilet, or drop dunny, that you often see at roadside stops? We have been attending caravan parks every 2 days just to empty the loo, due to the lack of dump sites in our path. As I said, sounds dumb but I would prefer to keep the r...

We are in WA and are in the midst of converting a 1999 Toyota Coaster bus into a motorhome, and we are having trouble getting it insured, simply because we have done most of the conversion ourselves - cupboards, LED's, sink, bed. Of course we will get the stove done professionally, but the insurance co...

Today we have met the Wanderers they are back on the road again after picking up there new rigs .Found out they are also friends of friends we met on the road a few month ago who are on the road also but not members of the Grey Nomads site ,might have to change that.

How much solar necessary for my Swan to charge 2 /100ah batteries. I have 2kva Honda,dual batteries in the Nissan Patrol and will never be away more than a week at a time. We remote camp and would not like to run out in the car or van. Can I fit panels to Swan roof and if so how without ending up with leaks what i...