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An old Vet. walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open....

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "...

Wife : Honey before we gotmarried , you used to give me gifts and expensive jewellery. Husband : Yes...so ?Wife : How come you don't do it anymore?Husband : Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fishafter

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer' Hoosband couple 'a years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye' did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there a ny wee...

Last evening, a uni student, early twenties and a casual worker, showed me a letter from his superannuation provider informing him that it had closed his account because the balance is now zero. What has been happening is that the fund's administration and other fees and government taxes have erode...

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the...

Set off from Balyana just turned 8am and drove south towards Cardwell where I stopped to view the waterfront, been there many times but it still enchants me. Then on towards Ingham turning off at the Lucinda and Halifax sign. Lucinda's main claim to fame is the extended conveyor belt taking sugar out t...

Dear all, I am a new soon-to-be solo adventurer, and through this forum saw mention of the CMCA organization. When I looked at their website I discovered 2 rallies next year that sound very interesting. The 37 day Byron to Broome rally, and the 25 day Nullabor Rally. does anyone have advice or recommen...

Hi, Saw a lady with this and it is amazing. can drive 15 kms and easily folds up and weighs only 20 kilos. and is remote control. went home and looked up Smartie folding electric wheelchair from Out and about healthcare. AO26 model. lady said she got hers at the gold coast. has small wheels, nothing like...

Stayed free had electricity, water, was able to charge the tablet. Leone Nissen, lovely lady wouldn't take any money. new owner trying to push for it to be done up, something went wrong Politics I guess. Would be nice to have aboriginal culture on display.

We are all debating on the name for our RV which we are waiting for the final additional attachments and can bring it home. woo hoo But how did you come up with a name for your road baby? We have been thinking of name meanings Dad's means "Free" Mums is "Kiss or "Love" and mine me...

Salutations, Earthlings, Greetings all my Nutty Nomad friends, a big Howdyeeee to all you excited people out there, Well , let me tell you about Western Aussie, on word,,, Gladstone scenic lookout, Opps , that's three words,,, never mind, we are sitting up on the look out , looking out over this Beau...

Hi everyone, we are going to be embarking on our big trip in March next year, has anybody heard of the Pet Pass port system, where you get the owners of caravan park which you have stayed in with your dogs, where they write a report, reference or recommendation on how your beloved dogs comported them sel...

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I see this independent volunteer group was started after 9/11 as a response to bring people together. See; http://www.actionamerica.com/about

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We are in Alice Springs show grounds for a couple of days if any one is around. JC.

There we were, watching the ABC news, when suddenly the picture went to "No signal". "Grrr", said Mr D, "it does this every evening". I said "I didn't touch it, all I did was turn on the light over the sink" So I turned it off again, and Lo and Behold, the ABC c...

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