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When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:... ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and said those things did not matt...

K.J. . *-- Edited by kiwijims on Sunday 7th of December 2014 04:46:46 AM*

K.J. . -- Edited by kiwijims on Sunday 7th of December 2014 04:46:46 AM

K.J.

A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103. She lef...

"HELP" G'day All, Are there any cleaver dickies out there that can tell me how to delete a double posting which appears here titled " Here's a thought " I have tried everything from opening the edit on the posting and highlighting the post and then hitting the delete button, t...

Hi, somebody know where to get suitable containers with a lid to catch sink water runoff when in 'leave no trace' places? What is a suitable size? There is so much to get organized, but slowly getting through it all. Cheers, John

I am hoping some of the more experienced campers out there can point me in the right direction. I am considering either the Companion Aquacube Logic or the Hot Water On Demand packages. But there seems to be as many who hate them as love them. Please let me know which is best, or is there a better system ava...

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I saw this elsewhere;The European Commission has just announced an agreement wherebyEnglish will be the official language of the European Union rather thanGerman, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded thatEnglish spelling had some roo...

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Have been caravanning etc for some time but will take my time before posting too much here and will when I am ready to join the fray. In the meantime will just enjoy the forum.

It's a hard life but someone has to do it. Moved into this lovely house this morning & owners took off for a round the world trip of 6 weeks. Life will be so hard here = On Fridays a maid comes & cleans the house from top to bottom (6 hrs.) - One a week a guy comes & tends to the pool = And also once a w...

It's a long read - but highly amusing - I wish I thought of it!!! Below is an actual letter sent to a bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my...

Hi, I'm about to hit the road full time at the end of January. Is there a compact printer that is suitable to keep in the van? Is there printers without scanning, copying function. If so does this make the printer smaller? Cheers Pete

In my last post I forgot to mention that we are selling our Owen Avan due to purchasing the Complete Campsite camper. It has a shower and toilet etc, the reason for selling is that we are no longer travelling around Australia full time due to buying a house. I can supply pics and all the details if anyone i...

Hope he isn't caught for speeding

K.J.

Hi guys. I have an old pioneer audio system in my sprinter 2004 (radio CD DVD TV etc). Basically it crackels like *** especially when another vehicle passes. The static is really bad, even when switched off! Also the Cd is HOT- when it comes out. Hot enough to fry eggs on it! Everyone I see just wants to se...

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Finally a study that makes sense. Brains of the elderly slow because they know so much..... Elderly people have so much information in their brain that it takes longer for...