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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner o...

NEVER CHEAT ON A SASKATCHEWAN WOMAN! A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the barn. She p...

In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a...

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door? 'The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled...

I was sitting on a bench in the park next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.He said: Up until Last week, I still had it all!!! A cook, cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library,...

We are currently in a dog friendly CP on mid NW coast in Shark Bay, many grey nomads here with dogs. Whilst walking my dog yesterday I came across two piles of slug pellets left on ground adjacent to bins in the park. I am a keen gardener so know exactly what they look and smell like and yes they were definite...

I wanted to point out all the reasons that I love to travel with my two dogs, Caddy and Cairo. I don't wish to be biased so please add cat or bird in the appropriate bits (lol) 1. They make me laugh every day 2.I feel safe and secure at night on my own in the van 3.When I am travelling to a destination they make me...

During conversations with others, some travellers are not aware of correct tyre pressure when travelling on the tar whilst towing. If pressure is too low tyres are said to be in the ground creating unnecessary drag and being concave, if pressure is too high tyre is convex wearing out in the centre, a...

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A teacher asks her class , "can anyone tell me who is Robin Hood's girlfriend ??" Little Paddy raises his hand and say's " yes miss, its Trudy Glen !!! " "No Paddy the answer is Maid Marian !!" " But miss, what about the song??, "Robin hood, Robin hood, R...

I have left Kalgoorlie, and headed 100k's north or there abouts to a great little town called McKenzie. Popuation of 101, and it is the dearest of places. Clean, wide streets, paved paths and so much history. The CP is $27pn, so clean and well set out. These little towns are the ones that I like to support...

Hi folks Wife and I are looking to buy our first van. Don't want to tow anything too big as it is just the 2 of us. So while asking around there seems to be a wide opinion as to the safety issues around single axle vans if one should suffer a flat/blowout and the risk of an accident. Personally I would be happy w...

I have been using a bit of 12 v dc lately. Had some problems with a couple of my leads. The ones that plug into the socket (Cig style) and then into the appliance. The plugs have a fuse in the tip to protect it and I have found recently 3 times that the fuse, although appearing to be good is actually not letting...

Last year I put up a thread who's who at Greens and it was popular so here goes:- Billeee and Jules Syd Paul (my van) Rod (rover) John (yeoeleven) As and when anyone else comes this thread can be updated, John

A trip to Moonta ealier this year revealed a caravan Park with a substantial Rabbit population, a visit to Tanunda a few weeks ago had exactly the same thing. An extract from THE BUNNY BULLETIN - Scary Numbers: Rabbit Reproduction Rates. One female rabbit and her offspring can theoretically produce...

This is what football players did to keep fit back in the days before big money spoilt the game

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with h...

Will my 2014 mazda bt 50 charge twin 105ah agm batteries in my goldstream camper van. I have redarc isolator and 50 amp andersen plug.Also have twin 80watt solar panels on roof of camper.Can any one advise TIA

Afternoon All, Any suggestion on a reasonable riced CP on the North side of Brisbane in late Aug? Any and all suggestions greatfully accepted. Regards, Mike. -- Edited by Mike196 on Sunday 7th of June 2015 04:38:29 PM