Jerry walks into the lingerie department at Macys and says to the sales associate,

Id like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B.

With a puzzled look, the sales associate asks,

A what?

A Southern Baptist bra, Jerry repeats. My wife told me to ask for one. She said youd know exactly what she meant.

Oh, yes, the sales associate says with a smile. Now I understand. We dont get many requests for those anymore. Most of our customers these days ask for the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.

Confused, Jerry asks,

So whats the difference?

The sales associate replies,

Its really quite simple.

The Catholic bra supports the masses.

The Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen.

And the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.

Jerry thinks about it for a moment before asking,

Hmmm I know Im going to regret this, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do?

The sales associate smiles and replies,

Ah the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills.