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A 17-year-old boy goes into a drug store to buy condoms and walks up to the pharmacy counter.The pharmacist asks the young man whether he wants a 3, 9, or 12 pack.Well, Ive been seeing this girl for a few months now, the boy began, and I think tonight is the night. First, were going to have dinner with her pa...

G'day! The above is quite genuine. The woman who owns the house has done limited travel, and would welcome another solo. There is enough room to park a moderate size m/home in one of the two driveways. You will have full access to the house, should you wish to prepare and eat meals in the house. The place i...

I,ve presented my travelsaver card at Dan Murphys(most important) Woolies and the checkout people shrug their shoulders say "never seen it"....swipe it anyway.....nothing? How do I get my "discount"?? Cheers, Collo.

Now I know everyone is going to moan about the title but like most of us I sit to long, drink to much and sneak the occassional biscuits. So I have put on the extra kilo or three. I was trying to work out how to motivate myself to exercise each day, now some days I go for a walk and some times I don't but I also nee...

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to." God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always a...

We've just returned home from a five week trip to the far south coast of NSW. It's a stunning stretch of coastline with many breath taking views. The autumn weather was fantastic, calm sunny days predominantly. We spent most of our time in the National Parks doing our wildlife/flora photography. Par...

How, fellow and fellowette happy campers, As some of you would know I have had major problems with my stupid 'Girrad Continous Flow' hot water system in the Aluminium TeePee. I am going to bite the bullet later this year and replace it with a Suburban hot water service. I have just been told that the plas...

Hi everyone, Just joined today. Thanks for the mine of information, incredibly useful and helpful, very much appreciated. I was prompted to join to let others know some info that may be useful. Travelling in Vic on the Ouyen to Pinaroo road please be aware that fuel is not available at Murrayvill...

Purchased 2 Bob Jane Tyres last October and have done 5,000 ks, yesterday bumped a sharp gutter and damaged the sidewall, took it to Bob Jane expecting to pay for a new tyre but they replaced it for free, thanks Bob Jane. policy is only for Bob Jane tyres with less than 20% wear

This is my first post having only just joined the forum. My rig started its life as a Denning Landseer and spent a good portion of its life as a Greyhound express coach. I bought itdirect from Greyhound and started the process of conversion by raising the roof by 400mm, relocating the entry door, putti...

I copied this from an article on Facebook. Final Inspection The policeman stood and faced his God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining. Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My church...

It was the sciatic nerve, lower back. Having never been to hospital before, I wasn't particularly concerned. The surgeons name is Stephen Lewis and he's a bloody nice bloke. Liked him straightaway, as he has a good firm handshake. Just to ensure he did a good job, prior to the op; I sent him a "Bob the Bui...

thought I would introduce my new girl to you all, well she will be on Thursday. Looking forward to the first long haul.

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Hi again. Well we have hit the road for our big lap and after sorting out the problem with our fridge, due to Cyclone Debbie, did not get a chance to trial our free camp capability. When we only had one 120ah battery in our van we would get to 14.3v on our meter, and yes I know that you shouldn't add a new batter...

The saying that "behind every successful farmer is a wife who works in town" rings true in the remote outback community of Mataranka. "http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-30/women-united-ensure-mataranka-better-half-club-survival/8568506"/> K.J.

COMPLETE vs FINISHED Time for a clear, serious grammar lesson.No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man...

Anyone else out in the playground wonder at the regulations for tow vehicles and what they can legally tow....... For example my Motor Home has a GVM of 10.5 Tons. Normal weight when loaded and full water tanks and fuel tanks runs around 8.5 tons. I tow a Suzuki Grand Vitara flat towed behind the MH. I h...