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Black Testicles.Archie is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I dont know, sir. Im only here to w...

Hi! I'll be heading across early/mid April! From WA! wondering if there's a travelling mate also going that way! I know there's nothing to worry about just like some company! I have no real time frame want to enjoy the crossing see the caves if I can find them and free camp as well as what ever! I have a Jayc...

This picture appeared on Facebook this morning, It shows what happened to a Food Van that came "detached" while being towed in Ireland, They won't be serving "Irish Broth" from it for quite some time !!! "Ah the luck of the Irish" K.J.

I am keen to see how many of us on GN are ex service. If you served in any of the services (recent or way past) please make an entry, you never know, you may catch up with an old mate. Per Adua ad astra Safe travels

We purchased a new Jurgens poptop van in July last year and because we retired early did a fair bit of traveling. As some of you know we have now bought a coffee lounge in a small country town, retirement did not last long...............lol We intend working the coffee shop for about 5 years so now we have...

Can you give me some suggestions how to setup my engel freezer with a second battery please. I have a Ford Territory suv (not 4wd.) I tow a caravan which has a battery compartment not being used.

Pulled over for lunch today next to some cliffs overlooking the Murray River. Plenty of boats were traveling along it. Cheers, John.

Advice wanted from the Gurus... Tug - Ford Territory - Vehicle width mirror tip to mirror tip - 225cm Van - 14ft Compass Park Ave - width - 195cm State Regulations differ state to state, what I am looking at is whether I need one or two mirrors for travel and reversing. Currently I can see down both sides o...

I was born 4 days early, if I was born on time I could have been the Messiah!

Bert, 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, Notice anything different about me?Margaret, 75, looked him over.Nope.Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bat...

Red for me.......the need for speed -- Edited by Bushpie on Friday 14th of April 2017 09:48:44 AM -- Edited by Bushpie on Friday 14th of April 2017 09:49:45 AM

Latest purchase for the van refit... Wife found us a dinky little Companion Twin Tube Washer on Gumtree (Cairns), Paid $50 and in almost new condition, arrived today via wifes sister and B-In-Law who were visiting from Cairns for the Easter Break.... Tested today and looks like it is going to do the...

I am planning to travell from Pt Augusta via Coober Pedy to Uluru. I am driving a Nissan Patrol 4.8 litre Petrol vehicle, towing a Jayco Starcraft Caravan. My question concerns the availability of Unleaded Fuel in those areas. My earlier experiences, in other remote locations, revealed that Diesel...

Hi, My wife and I would like to get rid of our heavy blankets and dunnas. Can members recommend Duvalay ? Are there various thicknesses options for cold and extremely cold nights in the van. Blankets give the opportunity to adjust for temperatures changes, depending on when/where you might be campin...

Hi, further to my earlier posting, my hot water unit is leaking. To remove, take bed out, cut and remove bottom of bedside cupboard! When asked why don't they have a panel on the outside, answer, the new ones do now, and if you want we can do that after we remove the unit to reinstall the new one as you can't s...

Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump's proposed wall.They replied, "We're very upset ..... but we'll get over it." Aussie Paul.

Whilst watching the news the other night I was fascinated by the hand and body movements of the television presenters. It made me think that perhaps a course could be initiated for aspiring talent eager to break in to the television reporting field. If one wanted to be a weather presenter, the first an...

Can anyone point me in the right direction please. I am looking to replace the fold out couch in the motorhome - no idea where to start looking - have googled but nothing for motorhomes comes up and very little for caravans. Any and all help appreciated. Gypsy -- Edited by GypsyRose1 on Saturday 15th o...

Three girls, Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for lunch Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Gris. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel n...

Hi all, We have been contacted by SBS as they are looking for grandparents to participate in an upcoming show. Here is a brief description: SBS CALLING GRANDPARENTSInsight is researching a program about Grandparenting in Australia.We would like to speak with grandparents who routinely help c...