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Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later! A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ ------ A blond man spies a letter lyin...

I know its a horse thats been flogged before many times and most of the old timers on the forum are sick of it , but I have a query to do with weights again. I have a ranger and have been checking over all my vehicle and van weights . I am running fairly close to the limit on my GCM of 6000kg I investigated other...

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Plea...

Hi ... I was wading thru the Au Govt. Dept of Infrastructure & Regional DEvelopment when I came across these super checklists. I'm not sure in what context they were submitted/posted, but they are certainly Super Checklists. Look at items 47 & 48 http://search.infrastructure.gov.au/...

- Extracts from letters written by council tenants: > 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. > ... 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. > 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his ba...

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A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave North Dakota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around t...

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient thr...

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...

Hi all. This being my first post I would first like to say a big hello to all of you out there. Hubby and I are both retirees looking forward to joining the grey nomad lifestyle once we have purchased our first caravan, and also look forward to perhaps catching up with some of you at some time. We are both fe...

Any info on the road into Eighty Mile Beach would be appreciated. Looking to be there mid August. Wanting an overnight stop with power between Port Hedland and Broome. Bit unsure taking van of the bitumin. Thanks

Damaged my lower 5 years ago. Went to 4 doctors in the town. They all gave me pain killers. Back to travelling, and doing volunteer work, including 2 years with Blazeaid. In all states I fronted doctors, physios and acupuncture people. They all gave me lots of pain killers. While working with Blazeaid...

Saw this on Facebook - probably wouldn't work everywhere, but it would be nice to see more of this. Kulin is about 80km southwest of Hyden.

Hi Guys Who owns an RM 2553 Fridge 148ltr model I'm after info for how much gas they use How long does an 8.5 or 9 kg bottle last ??? Thanks in advance Cheers John

Hi all Rob Here, i wish to glean some experienced info on which road/Hwy to climb the Snowy. Currently traveling Ring 1 at Narooma now looking at Eden in May then hanging right onto the Snowy Hwy (looks twisty) or onto the Monaro Hwy heading towards Gundagai. Looking forward for your reply

We called at Maks Onsite Caravan Repairs in Toowoomba with a leaking hot water system. They told us to drive in and they would have someone look at the problem. In 3/4 of an hour we were on our way after they removed the valve and tightened the fittings and were very pleased with the work and m

Finally, catching up with mail and writing, my April Blog is now ready for you to enjoy.

Having read on forums many interesting comments about weight limits I decided to weigh my van. SHOCK horror to find its 400kg over the stated maximum on the plate. AND its only partially loaded. If I remove the water, the tools and the gas bottles it will still be more than 200kg over the weight stated o...

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie." 'She replied, 'Aw, Jock that's nice. Are you taking me tae the pub with you?" 'Nay," Jock replied "I'm t...