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A man went to the fortune teller and the fortune teller said while looking into the mans hand; Very soon, you will do something that will cause millions of people to die. The man was very upset and wretched when he heard these words. He decided to commit suicide in order not to harm anyone and by lying on t...

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone. "Honey" she says in a worried voice "be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway". "It's worse than that" he replies "There are hundreds of them!"

A frog telephoned the psychic hotline and was told "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you". The frog said "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No" said the psychic "Next term... in her biology class".

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good - mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break h...

Gday... Read about it here cheers - John

Gday... Read about it here Cheers - John

Hi, just a little story regarding caravan covers. Over a period of 6 years, I have purchased 4 covers for my van, an average of 18 months usage before replacement was required. I thought that was reasonable. They ranged in price from $129 to $179 each on E-bay. All covers were constructed from 4 layer po...

Just a thought, What about selling a car that is on the recall list. What are the legalities for both private and business sellers. To me it seems to be a legal minefield. What happens if you buy an unmodified car and the airbag goes off and kills you. Who is responsible? Manufacturer, seller?

Hi guys just a quickie: Has anybody been down the Darling River Run lately and what condition the road is in between bourke and willcannia? Thanks

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A song about Australia by Isia Grant...... https://youtu.be/_Epy3FLyqFQ K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Thursday 1st of March 2018 03:56:34 PM

Gday... Once I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat. Cheers - John

Gday... Read it here Cheers - John

Someone didn't proof read. Ch 9 Headline: Almost 90 cars hit by 'one of largest recalls in nation's history'

Hi, I've got a new Starcraft and it comes with two waste water outlets for the 2 sinks, plus a waste water outlet for the washing machine. At the moment I have the waste water pipe attached so the two sinks flow into that, but the washing machine just drains onto the floor. I want to combine them. The Jayco g...

Gday... Cheers - John

Student: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject? Professor: Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!â Student: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answe...

The man decides to play the poker game. And an amazing chance !! Hes making $ 2 millions. The man immediately phoned his wife; Honey, are you at home? Yes, honey. Get ready and get your bag ready, because Ive earned $ 2 millions in poker game. The woman is yelling with joy; Wooow !! This is great! Im getting...

A weasel walked into a New York soda fountain. The soda jerk says "Well in all my years, I've never seen a weasel in here before - What can I get you? "POP!" goes the weasel.

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