check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar Canegrowers rearview170 Cobb Grill Skid Row Recovery Gear Caravan Industry Association of Australia
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Professor


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8526
Date:
Professor


Student: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?

 

Professor: Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!â

 

Student: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you to give me an A for the Exam.

 

Professor: Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?

 

Student: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?

 

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an A, as agreed.

 

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

 

He immediately answers:

 

Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 17 Year old lover, which is logical but not legal.

 

The fact that you have given your wife's lover an A although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical.

 



__________________

Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1711
Date:

biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



__________________

Blues man.

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook