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Yesterday being Australia Day I spent the morning driving around Sohar with Aussie flags proudly flying from the back windows of my Yaris, this might be common practice in Oz but I can tell you it sure gets peoples attention around this place. A group of us expat Aussies who weren,t rostered to work set...

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpses anus, he then licked hi...

is it still ok to park overnight at Port Melbourne on the night before sailing to Tassie. We sail on 02 Feb at 0900

Can anyone help me with a solution to install hinged storage boxes to carry light goods to rear of a Fiat Ducato motorhome? This motorhome has 2 opening barn doors. I'm hoping not to have to attach directly to the doors.

Glad to be on board. Is it still ok to park at Port Melbourne the night before sailing to Tassie. We sail morning of Feb 02

Glad I never took the advise to buy Bitcom

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I read all posts and was not offended by any, in fact I thought it was apt for the forum and day. Could someone with some nous please explain why it was closed. I think this a fair request as none was given on the post itself for closing it.

Gday... Read all about it here. Cheers - John

Yesterday I was at Costco, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,...

Its a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. Shes wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 f...

A little girl got on her grandpas lap and asked, Did God make me? He sure did, the grandpa replied. Did God make you too? Yes sweetheart, the grandpa said. Well, the little girl said, looking at his wrinkles and white hair. He sure is doing a better job these days!

I am wanting to have the aircon wired via a switch that I can reach from my van recliner. It appears that the aircon is wired directly to the AC power. I think the van AC is a plug and play system with CMS components. Suggestions please. Aussie Paul.

Hi all, Is its, gods calling. I am following a life long dream of taking to the air. That is to get my PPL. My private pilots licence. I can fly some what. My bro has his, + plane. I took a intro flight from Bankstown in Sydney. The flight Instructor asked me this. Have you flown a plane before. yes I have hund...

Having recently purchased new hearing aids, I also purchased a, what they call an "EasyTek", it has a "T" coil which loops around my neck. This Easytek communicates with the hearing aids, and has various inputs, one of which is Bluetooth. With the Easytek comes a Bluetooth transmitter which I can use...

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, Do you have any sales experience? The kid says, Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas. Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. You start tomorrow. Ill come down after we close and...

We have held insurance with CIL for 5 years without a claim. A wizzbanger hit a car head on and ricocheted into our bull bar. I suggested that on iur way home we would call into the BB manufacturer and have it replaced. CIL want us to pay for the repair and THEN send the invoice and photos in for assessment!!...

I hope everyone has their flags out. A day to be thankful for this wonderful country we live in. Enjoy, stay safe & long live Australia Day!

Gday... cheers - John