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Had to replace house batteries this week and have upgraded to 3x Amptech 120AH.Exiting system has Projecta 50-watt ac-dc, 600-watt Projecta Inverter.300 watts solar on roof with Voltech regulator, 2x external Kickass 300 watt running on TPS 1230 regulator.What I want to AchieveLooking at addin...

I have 2016 Ford Ranger towing a 2017 Retreat van. Intermittently when the indicators are used they dont flash in a normal rhythm but flash at a increased frequency,much much faster.I have cleaned the plugs and expanded the pins in the connector,checked the wires in the connectors Truck and Van. Onl...

A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race appear? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made. Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race e...

City girl Shauna was driving back to town after attending a family funeral when she ran out of gasoline. It was getting late so she asked two good boys sitting on the stoop of a caravan, where she could get some gasoline. Well, said one, The filling station aint open untill tomorrow, but I reckon you can s...

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then? He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke." Aussie Paul.

Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is and alcoholic, one is a chain smoker and the other is gay.The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and cant resist.He ord...

... just had a warning from police about keys.We are being warned about 5 keys that can open 87% of cars and 99% of houses.This is not a joke.The keys you need to be on the lookout for are:Dar-keys, Pak-keys, Bi-keys, Jun-keys & Key-wi's. Aussie Paul.

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Hi, Would anybody know when the section of the Outback Way from Alice Springs to Winton will open, and will it be suitable for a 2wd Motorhome. Thanks

I've been lurking for a long time on here, so I thought that I would say hi with some humour. Cheers Dave

The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is SOCCER The sport of choice for front-line workers is RUGBY The sport of choice for supervisors is CRICKET The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS and The sport of choice for corporat...

I found out last week, purely by chance, that we can take our dogs into Bunnings. Little ones can be in your trolly but bigger ones must have a muzzle. Great if you need parts to fix the rig.

Hi All planning a trip to NW Western Australia and over to Kakadu Only have a Hilux 2WD ute towing a forward Fold Camper trailer dont have the option to fet a 4x4 alas ,will i be okay free camping on the odd occasion ute goes on dirt roads as does Camper trailer Trying to find out if plenty places i can get to t...

Gday... Read about it here Cheers - John

Moving from Yass NSW to start a trip along the Murray any camping site recommendations for along the way.(Free or caravan sites all good) Also along the Murray ? thank you

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously."Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained. "I'm very sorry th...

Where do I go to to change my car details. I cant seem to find where to do this thanks Bruce

As a man passed with his car from in front of the mental hospital, his cars tire exploded. After that; picks up the spare tire from the car trunk, removes the exploded tire from its place. At that moment the bolts fall down from the sewer hole. The problem is great, there is no bolt to attach the spare tire....

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.... Officer: The mo...

A cat burglar broke into a house during the night, as he started to collect some goodies and put them in his bag. He heard a voice saying - Jesus is watching you. The burglar turned his flashlight in the direction of the voice. The burglar saw a parrot which said again - Jesus is watching you. The astounded...