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A bloke from the bush walked into a Sydney antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?' The owner replied: 'It's $...

I picked up a hitchhiker the other night and he asked me how did I know that he was not a serial killer. I replied that the chances of two serial killers in the same car , were astronomical.

Whatever you do dont break the mounting cradle for your navigator if youre a Hema HN6 owner. Hema have no stock and, because this is a discontinued model, they will no longer supply this part. Pretty incredible for mine, considering the original purchase cost, that after just 5 years they wont supply...

strops is happily driving along the highway and a huge spider comes out a vent And starts walking along the dashboard. I screamed And panicked. Strop just slowed down and pulled over. Opened my door n jumped out. Strop had my beanie in his hand anD casually steered it towards me, i grabbed it with grandi...

Issued 3:39:00 PM AWST on Wednesday 20 June 2018The following alert has been issued by the Department of Fire and Emergency Services (DFES)There is no change to the previous alertTime of issue: 03:39 PM Date of issue: 20 June 2018Bushfire ADVICE for western part of ORD RIVER in SHIRE OF HALLS CREEKA...

has anyone had any experience buying a new piece of vinyl for their roll out awning off eBay. they are so much cheaper than buying from a dealer. Are they difficult to fit? any advice on the size I'd need to order, the width between the two arms is 3.95m whilst the existing vinyl width is 3.45m. Thanks...

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered with flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor behind the beautiful heart forever. At that point on...

Hello all, we are planning to travel this road in June, towing an on road caravan. Alternately we could go to Cloncurry and back towards Charters Towers. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. Safe travels Darmc FNQ

Have already put this up in the Caravan park Recommendations I have done a search and this place does not have its own dedicated topic Stayed here for two nights17 & 18-1 2017 NSW Camp 801, Eumungerie Recreation Reserve On the Newell Highway between Dubbo and Gilgandra Also stayed here in 2015 th...

This is a nice little park. It has very friendly owners Toni and Michael, the caretaker's name is Tim. Toilets and showers are good, 1 washing machine $3 per load. The park has been open around 3 weeks. The owners have worked really hard to bring it out of the disrepair that they found it in. Can take arou...

Hi I have recently purchased a used Fiat Ducato/Jayco Conquest Motorhome and whilst it only has 7,300kms on it, it is 18 months old. The vehicle was purchased new in WA in November 2016 and basically driven across the Nullarbor and down to Tassie, where the original owners decided they wanted to live a...

We have had a Dash Cam fitted to our Cruisers for some years. If you keep your windscreen clean, the camera records and produces clear quality video when downloaded onto a computer or other USB recording device. As is advertised the camera can provide evidence should you unfortunately be involved...

"Yep" I've been hunting new model Fire trucks all over the world lately, I managed to score a few off Evil Bay, some as cheap as $0.05 and others cost around $50.00. Here are a few pictures of my finds............... My entire collection now covers two full shelves of the display cabinet...... there ar...

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A retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, ol...

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Let's see who has a clean mind here.Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she...

Wildlife rangers have hauled a four-metre male crocodile out of a creek in Darwin Harbour, which wildlife experts say is a reminder to some who think large crocs are not in the waters around the city during the cooler dry season.http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-17/crocodile-nt-darwin-sal...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack."Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's ok...