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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJfiE6mdb8 Is it a boy or girl???? Jay&Dee

Hi all, We are only 18 months off becoming grey Nomads and travelling our great country full time. my problem is what vehicle do I use to tow my 2600 kg Van, dual axle.Really could do with some advice please from you experienced lot. thanks in advance.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.

To my surprise there doesn't seem to be a thread mentioning Torque - the vehicle monitoring software, so let's do one. Virtually all cars made or imported into Australia since the mid 1990s have the facility to connect to a computer programme and upload data regarding their past and present performa...

Malcolm Turnbull was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked Mr Turnbull if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy'...

Three proud mothers are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. My Freddie, says Margaret, Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like my Freddie. Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, hes constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat, if I so much as hint t...

Hi, Has anyone got some experience, advice re slide on campers please.

Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guyssays to his buddy, Man, you really look tired. His buddy says, Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time, three,four, even six times a night, every night. She wakes me up at all hours. I just don'tknow wh...

Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the toilet it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside...

There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. ........................................... "O'Leary, your glass is empty, will you be h...

Stayed last night. Close to 100 vans. Very social talking about travelling experiences. Plenty of small campfires. No noise at night except corellas. Just a magic clean spot. New toilets and big industrial size bins at park entry for rubbish

hi all we have a domestic 3 way in our Olympic van and all of a sudden it won't switch to 12 volt when car plugged in on Anderson wire,as soon as 240 is off it will only go to gas , I've checked All fuses I can find and they are ok ,any body have had a similar problem?

I don't know about you but I just don't seem to have the sameinterest in the game today. What with all the rule changes and time wasted between plays, when the clock should be stopped. But!!!! it is on again tonight. May the best team win, except of course I still have my allegiance to the MIGHTY MAROONS....

Hi, Has any one camped at Mcarthur River Caravan Park at Borroloola I am after any information about the park and what shopping is around Banks Fuel Chemist and any thing else. What time of year did you camp there and was the fishing good or other wise any thing else that might be useful. John.

Sorry if this has been splattered over TV in adverts and you guys already know but I don't watch TV. Anyway, Telstra has recently started a low cost arm called "Belong". https://www.belong.com.au/mobile/plans I'm moving across there and think it may be of interest to others. The main attractions f...

Goodmorning GN family, I get an email from 'Mr 4x4' on a regular basis and I read there and on this forum about the number of "RECALLS" these days. I have never known so many. It didn't happen in the 'old days'. You know, those days you and I were young whipper snappers driving around in our twin exhaust Pan...

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) William Lyon Mackenzie King said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up...

I have installed a DC to DC charger however it doesn't seem to charge the auxiliary battery to its full capacity but is showing 13.2 volts. The charger is a voltage 30amp which is at the back of my tub charging directly to the battery in an ark pak (not through the ark pak 4amp charger). I have driven from Vi...