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Whether you like him or not...it is funny!Turnbull was in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below so he descended a bit more and shouted: 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised Bill Shorten I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.' The man b...

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels My Dad told me to invest my money in bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves After the helicopter crash, the blonde pilot was asked what happene...

I have been moonlighting for years trying to get an acting gig. Well all those years have finally paid off! Today I received a contract to star in the next 3 movies of the Fifty Shades series. They will be titled: Fifty Shades of Grey Nomad Fifty Shades of Grey Hair Fifty Shades of Grey Matter

Hi Guys. I am looking at storing our Motor Home Sept to June 2019. (9 months in Cairns.) Returning to NZ for our summer. I have been warned about dampness and mould especially in Cairns and that I would be better to store it down in Brisbane. Has any one got any advice re de humidifiers. Also on storing in...

Have a electric flush toilet (thetford) in the van, not flushing when knob is depressed, found 10amp fuse underneath & it checked out o.k. has been working fine up till now, any thoughts? Joda

https://www.dailyliberal.com.au/story/5535849/man-dies-in-collision-near-wellington-between-sedan-and-4wd-with-caravan/-- Edited by Desert Dweller on Saturday 21st of July 2018 06:45:10 AM

When I born, I black,When I grew up, I black,When I sick, I black,When I go out in the sun, I black,When I cold, I black,When I die, I still be black,But you, When you born, you pink,When you grow up, you white,When you sick, you green,When you go out in the sun, you red,When you're cold, you blue,When you d...

I have a ati water heater model bb2212x it used to have a 1200 watt 240ac element. I'm wanting to fit a 24vdc 600 watt element. A couple of things I'm not sure about is will the 600 watt heat the water in a good time frame. the old element has the thermostate fitted to it. I would have to use a seperate therm...

This one is a bit longer but some Australian Bush Poetry is very funny! Full marks to Claude Morris on this one! A Grave Situation© Claude Morris When I staggered away from my favourite pub, The night was dark and still, And I thought I'd take a short cut home, That led over Cemetery Hill. Now I'm not a he...

The Pig'Twas an evening in November As I very well remember I was strolling down the street in drunken pride But my knees were all a-flutter So I landed in the gutter And a pig came up and lay down by my sideYes, I lay there in the gutter Thinking thoughts I could not utter When a lady passing by did softly say...

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.The little boy...

A woman was spying on her new neighbours who moved in the week before. Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why dont you do that? The woman asked her husband. How can I? I dont even know her, he said.

A ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government officials sent to interview him.One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done." The elder nod...

Three seniors are out for a stroll. One of them remarks, Its windy. Another replies, No way. Its Thursday. The last one says, Me too. Lets have a soda. A family are driving through the countryside. They come upon a field of black and white cows, and the father remarks It must be cold out there, those cows...

I wish that we had a green lake up here in Queensland. Jay&Dee

Hi Everyone just would like to know if any body has brought one of the snowy river vans. As I am trying to get some feed back on them, Thanks in advance for any help Phil b

George Geary left in 1876 to drive a bullock team through central Queensland to western Queensland. George would make his greenhide whips, 20 odd feet long, which were used to control his bullocks. Parents: William Geary married Martha Broad Siblings: Mary, Jane, Stephen and John Married: 14th F...

At fairly short notice we have been invited to the Gold Coast for a 60th birthday party so we are tossing up whether to take the van then after the celebration head out to Longreach etc. Can anyone recommend a good CP that is within reasonable taxi range of Surfers as that is where the function is being hel...

Hello peoples, My neighbour at the (freezing) Lakeside CP at Halls Gap has a new Billabong Grove 16 caravan & is wondering how to fill his tanks. They said there was no manual with the van, not even a video like Jayco give (they had a Jayco before). The caps are lockable, black & approx. 100mm ac...