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400,000 litres! -- Edited by Desert Dweller on Saturday 2nd of June 2018 07:27:07 AM

How many of old Fa#$s wake up cursing and yelping from muscle cramps !!??, if so any good remedies to pass on ??..Getting worse n worse for this old Fa#$t. Last night they struck without warning and spent best part of fifteen or so minutes crying for help from the better halfe who musta thought "Not again...

Well, purchased my vehicle and get it next week, then its a matter of setting up with whatever is needed to head North West to warmer weather and away from rules/regulations and restrictions of city/coastal living. Not wanting to rush, but I am still not certain as to what I will need for living/sleepi...

Just wanted to say a huge thankyou to this site from two greyish nomads from the UK. We are relocating a campervan from Brisbane to Perth and everyones help has been worth its weight in gold. we researched what we could bit your knowledge was worth much more. We are in a little jewel of a campsite in Kulin a...

Centerlink just run up ,told us that we got an increase , press 1 , yeah good one , cheers

Q: Are you aware of why Barnaby Joyce is like IKEA? A: One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

I have relocated my diesel tank to a new position and the fuel line from the tank to the pump is now too short , I contacted " Dumetic" as its an eberspacher heater and they are the supplier . They put me onto enzed and they have nothing like it . The chap from enzed said it sounded like "fuel Pipe" ?? Its a fairl...

Just replaced our towball after many years. I am now of the belief that one needs to replace the towball at least every two years. Small price to pay for peace of mind. Jay&Dee

This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay. A bloke rang up and asked if it was big. She said "It's massive". He said "How many feet?" She said "None. It's a snake you idiot!"

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.So, the king and the queen started out for their day of fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey...

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Late...

Hi there, out of curiosity we know how much weight of people, fuel etc, but what are recommended weight for everything else for motorhome, like clothes crockery and the like, the weight they recommend for people is quite rediculous, 68kg, who is that these days, not many nomads I think are that weight...

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i bet the pensioners dont get a 3.5 % rise

Hi all, I am considering buying an Avida Escape to live and travel in. I wondered if anyone here has one of those, or a comparable Avida, or even something else with the Fiat Ducato chassis to say if it is good for that purpose, was there anything you wish you'd thought to ask for as options, or even 'don't t...

A little girl goes into a pet shop and asks the owner for a Wabbit. The Owner thinks Oh what a cute little thing she is" and says to her "Would you like a White Wabbit, or this pretty little bwown wabbit or this gwey wabbit" She replies "Fwankly mister, I don't think Percy my pet Python gives a stuff what col...

Posted in general forum as wellSome advice neededDoing and oil change on the ranger .I had 5lts of one brand of oil but Need 7.4. Thats ok I put what I had in then whenup to the local parts shop but they do not have the same brand. One beauty of being in a small country town.Question can I mix 2 diff brands or s...

Hello to all, we have the van and hope soon to be joining you on the big adventure.

"So let me get this straight" the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man". "That's correct" says the defendant. "Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her". "That's correct" says t...

A sweet and innocent Italian girl gets married, and the girls mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs. Momma, Momma, she cries. I cant believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What shoul...