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Psychiartrist vs Bartender
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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' sai...
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The church dinner
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A group of friends from the Cottonwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But m...
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THE HAIRCUT
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades u p from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.Then we'll talk about the car."...
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Aussie Sensitivity
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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel says, 'O...
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Snow Ploughing In Dublin
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On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "So...
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Onions and Christmas Trees
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Onions and Christmas Trees A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s, 40s and 50's the...
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Gunsondeck
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The best Irish joke!
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Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the o...
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Who is going to try this first ???
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Granny's Advice.
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Yes, our grandmothers still had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!!! My granny lectured me about her practical knowledge: For better digestion, I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine, with low blood pressure, red wine, with high blood pressure, cognac and whenever I ha...
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Truck Stop Tucker
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Stopped at a Truck Stop Cafe a couple of weeks ago. Asked for 2 Hamburgers. The woman serving went to the freezer and took to patties out and stuck them under her arm. "Why are you doing that?," I asked. "Defrosting them", she said. "Gee, pleased I didn't ask for a hot dog&quo...
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Bunkerbob
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BEST AUSSIE PICK-UP LINE EVER:
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An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman, gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. Intrigu...
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Miley Cyrus.....
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george57
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Snotty Receptionist
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Snotty Receptionist As we get older and visit the doctor more, this could come in handy. An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed...
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Stacey
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A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. "Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." Jim and Stacey get on like a house on fire. Later in the night Stacey asks "Jim, d...
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SENIOR CITIZEN
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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she...
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Police Officers: Australia, Canada & America
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The difference between an Australian Police Officer,.. a Canadian Police Officer... and an American Police Officer. QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife...
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I know everbody!
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While a lot of you guys havent met me yet, let me tell you, I know everyone. I was having a drink with a buddy the other day, telling him about all the people I knew and he bet me $10.00 that I wouldnt know the next person to walk into the bar. Within minutes a bloke walks in and called out "Hey Hendo what's...
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Hendo
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Beer commercial
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NO COMMENT!!!!! BE WARNED, A LITTLE BIT OF LANGUAGE USED. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=750_1361955514
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Gunsondeck
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Ecstasy......
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He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again...... Back and forth... Back and forth..... In and out....... She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was gettin...
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Vic41
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THE SEX STARVED ARMY;
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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on th...
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