Just Joking

kiwijims · kiwijims

Telephone rings, woman answers. Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.... Who shall I say is calling?" K.J.

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG

Vic41 · Vic41

The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...

Ole_Grizzly · Ole_Grizzly

Chinese Hurrymoon A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Vic41 · Vic41

Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...

Vic41 · Vic41

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...

Vic41 · Vic41

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Vic41 · Vic41

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting intotrouble. The other brother, however, was very good. Hewas always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, andled an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed intouch but were never close....

kiwijims · kiwijims

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...

Vic41 · Vic41

Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...

Vic41 · Vic41

Only a short video (5 seconds)..... http://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0

Vic41 · Vic41

The result of a Darwin survey Question - What's the Northern Territory drinkers most feared insect? Answer - The "FlagonDry" -- Edited by Vic41 on Monday 23rd of June 2014 10:39:47 PM

Hurls · Hurls

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...

Hurls · Hurls

Medical examination.......... While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her: &...

Hurls · Hurls

TELSTRA needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for the Stuart Highway,and McMurray and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Port Pirie and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new...

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	Ths Pervert (Preview) *Telephone rings, woman answers.* *Pervert, breathing heavily, says,* *"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"* *Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby....* *Who shall I say is calling?"* K.J.	kiwijims	1	779	09:55 AM Jun 29, 2014 by philR
	Chinese Divorce (Preview) Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG	Cowboy7307	0	661	05:47 AM Jun 29, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Yellow Traffic Light.... (Preview) The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...	Vic41	0	788	12:33 PM Jun 28, 2014 by Vic41
	Chinese Hurrymoon (Preview) *Chinese Hurrymoon* *A young Chinese couple get married.* She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...	Ole_Grizzly	0	830	10:26 AM Jun 28, 2014 by Ole_Grizzly
	speed hog (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	804	01:45 PM Jun 27, 2014 by kiwijims
	Croc family album (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	666	01:38 PM Jun 27, 2014 by kiwijims
	AFL Grand Final... (Preview) Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...	Vic41	0	695	11:09 AM Jun 27, 2014 by Vic41
	Train Travel..... (Preview) A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...	Vic41	2	814	07:48 PM Jun 26, 2014 by Kisha
	Marriage In Heaven.... (Preview) On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...	Vic41	0	685	04:21 PM Jun 26, 2014 by Vic41
	Man With A Death Wish..... (Preview)	Vic41	2	748	01:48 PM Jun 26, 2014 by JRH
	Retirement.... (Preview) An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....	Vic41	1	739	10:48 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Kendo
	What makes them gravitate to Canberra (Preview)	Gunsondeck	7	912	07:02 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Bryan
	The Two Brothers.... (Warning - May Offend Some) (Preview) Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting intotrouble. The other brother, however, was very good. Hewas always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, andled an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed intouch but were never close....	Vic41	0	719	04:05 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Vic41
	The nagging Wife (Preview) An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...	kiwijims	0	882	12:46 PM Jun 24, 2014 by kiwijims
	Retirement is different for everyone.... (Preview) Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...	Vic41	1	947	11:58 AM Jun 24, 2014 by rockylizard
	Returning to work after 30 years raising a family.... (Preview) Only a short video (5 seconds)..... http://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0	Vic41	12	1349	11:53 AM Jun 24, 2014 by rockylizard
	Darwin Survey... (Preview) The result of a Darwin survey Question - What's the Northern Territory drinkers most feared insect? Answer - The "FlagonDry" -- Edited by Vic41 on Monday 23rd of June 2014 10:39:47 PM	Vic41	0	645	10:39 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Vic41
	Twin Sisters (Preview) Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...	Hurls	0	782	04:41 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Medical Examination (Preview) *Medical examination..........* While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her: &...	Hurls	0	697	04:40 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Telstra Contract (Preview) TELSTRA needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for the Stuart Highway,and McMurray and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Port Pirie and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new...	Hurls	0	692	04:39 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
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