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The Cat - an oldie but a goodie


A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the gates and said, You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking. The cat thought for a minute and the said, All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on. God said Say no more. Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
 
A few days later six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together. God met them at the gates with the same offer that he made to the cat. The mice said, Well have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again. God answered, It is done. All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
 
Sound asleep on her fluffy pillow, God gently awakened the cat and asked, Is everything okay?' How are you doing? Are you happy? The cat replied, Oh it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious! 


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