A bloke walks into a bar in Christchurch, New Zealand and orders a shandy...
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting just to see another Aussie visitor...
The barman says, "you ain't from around here are ya?"
The bloke says "No, I'm a Canuck.....from Canada."
The bartender says "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says I'm a taxidermist.
The bartender says " A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist?..Do you drive a Tixi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.....I mount animals...."
The bartender grins and yells, "He's O.K. boys ..he's one of us"....
I once met a group of Kiwis on the Canning Stock Route...seems they thought it was an annual event....................
No offence meant my Kiwi friends, you have the best Rugby side in the World bar none.....and I've had some ripper yarns directed at me by Kiwis as an Aussie.....
As Ernie Dingo calls N.Z......'The Land of the Wrong White Crowd"......
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