Excerpt from an article which I believe appeared in the Dublin Times about a Bank Robbery on December 2nd....
Subtitled 'THE VANILLA PUDDING ROBBERY'.
....'Once inside the Bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers who expected to find one or two large safes' filled with cash and valuables were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes' throughout the Bank.
The robbers cracked the first safes' combination and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the Bank's audio tape security system, one robber said " Well lads at least we'll have a bit to eat".....
The robbers opened up a second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes' were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or even an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes' contained bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The Newspaper headline read.....:
'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.'
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