A cowboy said to the New Zealand rancher is that your dog,

yup the rancher replied,

Mind if I talk to him 

Darn fool don't you know dogs don't talk.

The cowboy replied so what's the harm?

Howdy  said the cowboy to the dog 

Hello said the dog

the Ranchers eyes popped wide 

The cowboy continued, is this your master.

Yes he sure is 

Does he treat you okay

Sure does every day he takes me for long walks he feeds me all kinds of great food and once a month he takes me to the lake to play 

The rancher was dumb-founded 

The cowboy says is that your horse over there ?

Yes he said 

Do you mind if I talk to him ?

The rancher said I know the dog talked to you but I know for a fact that horse can't talk , but I suppose you can try.

The cowboy spoke to the horse and got a repl.

The rancher stood there with his mouth wide open 

The cowboy asked, is that your owner ?

Yup sure is 

he treat you ok .

sure does he takes me for a ride every day and brushes me down each night and keeps me in the barn out of the rain and hot sun 

The cowboy then asked the rancher if the sheep over there were his,

The NZ Rancher stammers those bloody sheep are nothing but big liars .