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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I am hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know..... Some interesting views on Elderly Sex... 1. Actually you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years...assuming you can stand the sight of people your age naked....... 2. One nigh...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A forlorn looking bloke sits down at the Bar and orders schooner after pint after handle after middy..... "Is everything okay mate?" the bartender asks. The bloke replies "my wife and I got into an argument and she said she wasn't talking to me for a whole month!" Trying to put a p...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, "Get that trolley over here, Love....

Yarra · Yarra

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear, my stoma...

Yarra · Yarra

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ..."I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him back in church for an hour after service for me?"Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees.After the service, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid quest...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

<I have just returned from prospecting in W.A. consequently I have a new joke repertoire gleaned from the grizzly old prospectors sitting round our camp fire each night with their Green Ginger Wine until liquormortis set in..>.... A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who l...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A Drover walks into a Bar in Western Qld with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the Bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open the crocodile's mouth and place my 'manhood' inside...then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. "Then he...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

This is my new neighbour... Golf may be out for a few days. She's single... She lives right across the road. I can see her place from my deck. I watched as she got home from work thisevening. I was surprised when she walked across thestreet and up my driveway andknocked on my door. I rushed t...

Nomes · Nomes

Today I was on line researching camping tables for 1 but a bit bigger, I cruised various websites and found this one in Ray's Catalogue:Wild Country Aluminium Natural Table - Black, Slat Features & Benefits70 x 70cmEasy setup and pack upGreat to keep in the car for emergencies I want to know, what...

Phil C · Phil C

Three guys tee off at the local. Moses, Jesus and an old bloke. Moses is first, sweet strike on the ball and it hooks into the water. Damn he says, gets to the edge, parts the water and chips onto the dance floor. Birdies the par 4 Jesus tees next, same result as moses only the ball floats on the water, Jesus w...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating downand the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a 100 note on the desk, telli...

Yarra · Yarra

It was George the Mailmans last day.As he did his final rounds he reached the door of the first house and was greeted by a elderly couple who gave him a gift certificate. At the next house, the entire family gave him a set of fishing lures, and at the third house he received a box of fine cigars.But at the nex...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Subject: FW: satnav poem I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "...

Blues Man · Blues Man

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, y...

sarg · sarg

Did you know that Germany is printing Euros on Greeceproof paper...

leevin · leevin

A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, "No! No! Don't enter that church, you fool." His wife asks him, "What are you watching?" Husband replies, "Our wedding video."

Yarra · Yarra

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry, I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done w...

Pete49 · Pete49

His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. * "May I ask you a question, My Lord?" "Go ahead, Carson ," said His Lordship. "I am doing the crossword in The Times and I have found a word I am not too clear on." "Wh...

rtv47 · rtv47

SO MANY CATS ? SO FEW RECIPES !!!!!!!

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	...... a few humourous takes on Elderly Sex.... a tad P/Incorrect. (Preview) I am hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know..... Some interesting views on Elderly Sex... 1. Actually you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years...assuming you can stand the sight of people your age naked....... 2. One nigh...	Goldfinger	0	990	09:14 AM Jul 22, 2015 by Goldfinger
	A forlorn looking bloke sits down at the Bar........ (Preview) A forlorn looking bloke sits down at the Bar and orders schooner after pint after handle after middy..... "Is everything okay mate?" the bartender asks. The bloke replies "my wife and I got into an argument and she said she wasn't talking to me for a whole month!" Trying to put a p...	Goldfinger	2	770	05:53 PM Jul 21, 2015 by Felicia
	True Love! (Preview) I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, "Get that trolley over here, Love....	Goldfinger	1	704	05:52 PM Jul 21, 2015 by Felicia
	Suspicious Wife (Preview) A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear, my stoma...	Yarra	1	941	11:17 AM Jul 21, 2015 by Phil C
	The Ministers Wife (Preview) Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ..."I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him back in church for an hour after service for me?"Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees.After the service, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid quest...	Yarra	2	950	08:31 PM Jul 20, 2015 by helnev
	Raisin bread..... (Preview) <I have just returned from prospecting in W.A. consequently I have a new joke repertoire gleaned from the grizzly old prospectors sitting round our camp fire each night with their Green Ginger Wine until liquormortis set in..>.... A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who l...	Goldfinger	1	973	07:32 PM Jul 18, 2015 by Hey Jim
	A Drover walks into a Western Qld Bar with his pet crocodile....... (Preview) A Drover walks into a Bar in Western Qld with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the Bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open the crocodile's mouth and place my 'manhood' inside...then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. "Then he...	Goldfinger	1	1098	04:34 PM Jul 18, 2015 by Yarra
	Carefull with this one ladies (Preview) This is my new neighbour... Golf may be out for a few days. She's single... She lives right across the road. I can see her place from my deck. I watched as she got home from work thisevening. I was surprised when she walked across thestreet and up my driveway andknocked on my door. I rushed t...	Woody n Sue	1	886	02:31 PM Jul 17, 2015 by Phil C
	A different funny (Preview) Today I was on line researching camping tables for 1 but a bit bigger, I cruised various websites and found this one in Ray's Catalogue:Wild Country Aluminium Natural Table - Black, Slat Features & Benefits70 x 70cmEasy setup and pack upGreat to keep in the car for emergencies I want to know, what...	Nomes	5	1894	07:32 PM Jul 15, 2015 by Nomes
	God and Golf (Preview) Three guys tee off at the local. Moses, Jesus and an old bloke. Moses is first, sweet strike on the ball and it hooks into the water. Damn he says, gets to the edge, parts the water and chips onto the dance floor. Birdies the par 4 Jesus tees next, same result as moses only the ball floats on the water, Jesus w...	Phil C	1	821	07:25 PM Jul 15, 2015 by Nomes
	Seems to be the way of today (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	752	06:53 PM Jul 14, 2015 by Nomes
	A Little Greek Village (Preview) It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating downand the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a 100 note on the desk, telli...	Yarra	0	939	01:13 PM Jul 14, 2015 by Yarra
	The Retirement (Preview) It was George the Mailmans last day.As he did his final rounds he reached the door of the first house and was greeted by a elderly couple who gave him a gift certificate. At the next house, the entire family gave him a set of fishing lures, and at the third house he received a box of fine cigars.But at the nex...	Yarra	0	791	12:48 PM Jul 14, 2015 by Yarra
	Sat nav (Preview) Subject: FW: satnav poem I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "...	Aus-Kiwi	0	647	08:25 PM Jul 13, 2015 by Aus-Kiwi
	FLAT STOMACH (Preview) A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, y...	Blues Man	0	836	06:18 PM Jul 13, 2015 by Blues Man
	Greece..bailout.. (Preview) Did you know that Germany is printing Euros on Greeceproof paper...	sarg	2	737	11:25 AM Jul 13, 2015 by Crackles
	Horror movie (Preview) A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, "No! No! Don't enter that church, you fool." His wife asks him, "What are you watching?" Husband replies, "Our wedding video."	leevin	2	791	07:44 PM Jul 12, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Golfer at the dentist (Preview) A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry, I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done w...	Yarra	1	793	06:21 PM Jul 12, 2015 by Felicia
	aplomb (Preview) His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. * "May I ask you a question, My Lord?" "Go ahead, Carson ," said His Lordship. "I am doing the crossword in The Times and I have found a word I am not too clear on." "Wh...	Pete49	4	810	09:54 AM Jul 12, 2015 by Netco
	cats (Preview) SO MANY CATS ? SO FEW RECIPES !!!!!!!	rtv47	4	855	11:53 PM Jul 11, 2015 by leevin
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