The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by the Doctor.

"In...inf...in front of you?" He asks shyly...

The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before....

The patient said: "But not one like mine...you'd die laughing at my naked body."

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse to the patient...."I'm a Professional,

in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient..not one."

"Weeeel okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,...revealing a huge male body

with the tiniest, weeny, microscopic, smallest male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.....if he was in the Army he would have been considered AWOL..absent without leave!

In length and width, she silently thought to herself, it was identical to a AAA battery.

Simply unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop her internal giggling...but it just came out.

And worse, she started to convulsively laugh at the fact she was laughing...

Feeling very badly indeed at the fact she had laughed at his Private Part, she composed herself as best she could..because she was a Professional..

"I really am soo sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me...on my honour as a Nurse and a Lady, I promise that it won't happen again.

"Now, please tell me, what seems to be the problem?"..

"My penis is all swollen," he replied....

She ran straight out of the examination room..............

Hoo Roo