A couple have been married for 60 years and their 13 kids decide to chip in and pay to send them on their original honeymoon.
Some of the roads and hotels have long since gone, but the hotel they spent their marriage night in still survives and has only had modest updates.
The couple arrive that late afternoon and after Mum has spent a couple of hours in the same rooms bathroom making herself pretty, they dine together downstairs and have a few sweet sherries and beers (for him).
They then make their way upstairs and change into their nightware. Lying side by side, she says
"Remember 60 years ago in this very room darling?" as she cuddles into him
He replies
"Yes, I do, but this time sweetness, it will be me saying its too big, its too big!"
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Cheers Bruce
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